A teacher is explaining some interesting biology facts to her 4th grade students. ?Human beings are the only animals that stutter?, she says.
A little girl raises her hand. ?I had a kitty-cat who stuttered?, she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to explain.
?Well?, she began, ?He was a big orange kitty. And one day I was playing in the backyard with my kitty cat and the rottweiler who lives next door was barking and barking and barking. Pretty soon, he got a BIG running start jumped right over the fence into our yard!"
?That must have been scary?, said the teacher.
?It sure was?, replied the little girl. ?And then...my kitty went ?Fffff, Fffff, Fffff?? and before he could say 'fvck', the rottweiler ate him!?
A little girl raises her hand. ?I had a kitty-cat who stuttered?, she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to explain.
?Well?, she began, ?He was a big orange kitty. And one day I was playing in the backyard with my kitty cat and the rottweiler who lives next door was barking and barking and barking. Pretty soon, he got a BIG running start jumped right over the fence into our yard!"
?That must have been scary?, said the teacher.
?It sure was?, replied the little girl. ?And then...my kitty went ?Fffff, Fffff, Fffff?? and before he could say 'fvck', the rottweiler ate him!?
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