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the "stupid things you did when you were younger and stupider" thread

dpopiz

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we all can look back and laugh (and cringe) at the things we used to do.

of course for teenagers (like me), this happens about every day and it's something we did a few weeks or months ago.


so what did you used to do? how did you used to think? what embaressing phase did you go through?
 
driving home stoned about 30 miles with someone else's car because they were drunk and in the back seat.

beat myself up for it the next day and pledged never to do it again.

did it again the next week.
 
Skinny dipping in the Bahamas...in the hotel pool...in the middle of the courtyard...with all the rooms facing it...
 
Originally posted by: Jigga
Skinny dipping in the Bahamas...in the hotel pool...in the middle of the courtyard...with all the rooms facing it...

Please no :camera:'s 😛
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Jigga
Skinny dipping in the Bahamas...in the hotel pool...in the middle of the courtyard...with all the rooms facing it...

Please no :camera:'s 😛
That's what I was saying too...BUT DID THEY LISTEN?? NO!! 🙁

 
When I was 9 or so my friend and I accidentally started a forrest fire by playing with jumping jacks (fireworks) in the woods. It burned around 500acres if I remember correctly. We were never caught but I was scared 'they' were gonna get me for years.
 
in grammer school, the honors classes had class in a trailer on the edge of the courtyard. one night, me and a few other people went in and totally trashed the outside of the trailer (TP, shaving cream, eggs, etc). I felt bad about it the next morning, but it was fun at the time 🙂

in high school, I was a flaming homo. I can't look back on that period of time without turning red from embaresssment over some of my behavior. heh.
 
For about two weeks when I was a sophmore in highschool, I kinda wanted to get a Mac. I even told someone.

And when I was 15 I did three lines of coke off my friend's dashboard 30 minutes before a history test.

God, I can't believe I thought about getting a Mac.
 
Originally posted by: hjo3
For about two weeks when I was a sophmore in highschool, I kinda wanted to get a Mac. I even told someone.

And when I was 15 I did three lines of coke off my friend's dashboard 30 minutes before a history test.

God, I can't believe I thought about getting a Mac.

once or twice a year, I think about buying a mac on e-bay, just to fvck around with. then I check out the prices and my desire passes.
 
Originally posted by: hjo3
For about two weeks when I was a sophmore in highschool, I kinda wanted to get a Mac. I even told someone.

And when I was 15 I did three lines of coke off my friend's dashboard 30 minutes before a history test.

God, I can't believe I thought about getting a Mac.


My god man! Please be careful with that shit!
Do you have ANY idea what owning a Mac can do to you?!
 
Originally posted by: FrancesBeansRevenge
Originally posted by: hjo3
For about two weeks when I was a sophmore in highschool, I kinda wanted to get a Mac. I even told someone.

And when I was 15 I did three lines of coke off my friend's dashboard 30 minutes before a history test.

God, I can't believe I thought about getting a Mac.


My god man! Please be careful with that shit!
Do you have ANY idea what owning a Mac can do to you?!

:laugh:
 
Oh boy....where do I start.

Started a fire in the woods using fire crackers with my friends, similar to the post above but didnt burn quite that much down.
Got caught by the police plenty of times for mischief, nicky nicky nine door , walking around the neighbourhood launching waterballoons at houses (windows) with a waterballoon launcher

Theres more too but I cant remember right now.
 
Man, I'm still young and still gotz stupid sheet to do.........rite now im on crack (urr...not really but ephedra + coffee does the same thing...for writing papers and sheet)! HEHEHEHEH! LLOOOOOOL! WMLAKJLAKSJDKJSLKJASKD!
 
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.

In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.

In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...

But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
 
hmmm. my sophmore year of college, before I dropped out........... I was too drunk at the time .. so I can't remember the details except ....
I had gone to a bigass party in a condo complex a block from my apartment. However, the next day, I had an empty 1.75L bottle that used to contain vodka. I remember drinking about 1/3 to 1/2 of it prior to going out, and I know at some point in the night prior to being totally bombed, I went back to my apartment with several other people and did shots shots until that vodka bottle was empty. I then remember going back out ... and thats when my memmory stops from that night. (I estimate that I had about 30 to 35 1.5 oz shots of vodka or 12oz beers total that day over a period since like 4PM until some time between 3AM and 6AM (so my BAL was probably 0.3+ .. which is usually not fatal, but certainly not a good thing)

I also had some bruises and scratches, and there was dirt residue all over my shirt as well as a few tears. Later in the day (after I had somewhat recovered) I went to the football game with a buddy of mine. I wound up running into some frat dudes that broke up a fight the night before.

It turns out I was one of the fighters, though I had no recollection of it. At that time I was VERY concerned that I had potentially hurt somebody, and was extremely apologetic since I don't want to harm anyone unless they deserve it. I was told the other people involved were all OK, and that I didn't do any real damage as I was way way to drunk to stand up straight, let alone aim my fist and throw a good punch, and I was fighting against multiple people at once in my drunken stuper.


I was very very lucky that 1.) I didn't get seriously ill from alcohol poisoning 2.) That nobody else got hurt or injured except possibly some other drunkard with minor bruises 3.) I didn't get seriously injured from fighting, or resisting the fight being broken up 4.) I didn't get arrested 5.) The frat dudes that I ran into at the game didn't want to kick my a$$ 5.) I didn't break anything of value 6.) I managed to find my way home and I woke up in my own apartment and even on my bed 7.) When puking, I somehow never missed the toilet 8.) I still have some functional brain cells

Since then, I have dropped out of college (which IMO was a good thing for me since my drinking went from dangerous/out of control to that of a casual/moderate drinker (that was the very last time that I allowed myself to get drunk .. there have been some times since then where I had drank like 10 or so drinks in a night (usually when travelling for work ... at the bar in the hotel since there's often nothing else to do, and it's entertaining to drink with my boss, my bosses boss, and my bosses, bosses, boss, and even moreso entertaining when I show up to work early the next morning with no signs of a hangover even though I drank double what everyone else did. (10 drinks doesn't really phase me too much, since its always over a period of at least several hours and I have a large tolerance, partly due to my size (275lb) , partly due to the amount I used to drink before). I probably drink about once every 2 weeks currently, and then usually its one beer, sometimes 2 beers, and rarely (about once every 3 or 4 months) 3 or more pints of beer. I have never driven after more than 5 pints of beer ever in my life, that was over a period of about 3 hours. (I leave work around 10, The bar my friends and I hang out at once a month closes at 1am. Its about 5 minutes from work. (according to http://www.intox.com/wheel/drinkwheel.asp my BAL would be around 0.52 after 5 pints of beer over a period of three hours.) I was celebrating the fact that an interview for a possible promotion had gone really well, and that a LOT of stress was gone. Even though I know for a fact I was well under the legal limit of 0.08, I still felt guilty about driving after drinking. I will probably never drive after that many drinks again, unless I have at least a couple more hours to cool down.


cliff notes
Sophmore year of college (19 years old at the time Happened fall of 1999)
Drank way way way too much
Woke up with bruises
Found out I was in a Fight
Was lucky nobody got hurt and that I didn't kill my liver or something from alcohol poisoning
Learned my lesson ... dropped out of college ... drasticly cut back on drinking ...


Damn I was friggin stupid and irresponsible that night ....
 
First thing that came to my mind....

My friends dad bought a brand new John Deere lawn tractor, and at this point neither of us could drive, so it was fun driving that thing. We were driving it around my backyard, and at one point I had the bright idea tell my friend to drive it through the lake in my backyard, and see if it could make it all the way across. It didn't take much to get him to do it, and I will never forget the sight of this big fat kid on a lawn tractor halfway submerged under a lake. And, he almost made it across too, until I told him to turn on the mowing blades (which were under water)...must have caused a suction or something, because that thing didn't budge until my neighbor came out with his ford expedition and pulled us out. Ah, good times....
 
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