The Strongest Creature ALIVE.....

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Pound-for-pound, it's the strongest organism ever. This mighty beast is the gonorrhea bacterium ? the strongest creature alive.

These tiny creatures can pull with a force equal to 100,000 times their body weight ? as though a human could drag 10 million kilos.

Many bacteria produce filaments called pili. These are a hundred times as long as they are wide and up to ten times longer than the bacterium itself. They can also contract. Scientists knew that Neisseria gonorhoeae bacteria use "type four" pili to crawl along a surface and to attach to cells and infect them.

What they didn't know was that these bacteria can bundle pili together to exert long, strong pulls. Michael Sheetz and colleagues at Columbia University in New York put the bacteria in a field of tiny gel "pillars" and measured the amount the bacteria could bend them as a way of measuring the force of their pull.

http://www.newscientist.com/ar...-hmts&nsref=news7_head
 

Crono

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It would be interesting to see If they could make some type of microscopic motor using these bacteria.
 

40Hands

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Originally posted by: jjsole
My gonorrhea bacterium strong is stronger than your gonorrhea bacterium strong.

Oh it's gonorrhea battlin' time.
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So, how exactly do we do this?
 

40Hands

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: 40Hands
Originally posted by: jjsole
My gonorrhea bacterium strong is stronger than your gonorrhea bacterium strong.

Oh it's gonorrhea battlin' time.
..

....


So, how exactly do we do this?



You cross swords

"It's not what it looks like, we're just having a gonorrhea battle."
 

Alistar7

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Originally posted by: 40Hands
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: 40Hands
Originally posted by: jjsole
My gonorrhea bacterium strong is stronger than your gonorrhea bacterium strong.

Oh it's gonorrhea battlin' time.
..

....


So, how exactly do we do this?



You cross swords

"It's not what it looks like, we're just having a gonorrhea battle."


It's only ghey if you make eye contact.....
 

SirStev0

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Nov 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: Crono
It would be interesting to see If they could make some type of microscopic motor using these bacteria.

Microscopic motors that give you VD. Sign me up!
 

Braznor

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Oct 9, 2005
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So can a gonorrhea bacteria stuck to the wheels of an aeroplane make the plane lift off without a treadmill or runway?
 

dud

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Hope no one here has ever had the 'pleasure" of meeting up with these little nasties in a bar or a dark alley ...
 

Braznor

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You know I hope no comic book artist ever create The Gonorrhea man as a character.

Is that a robotic arm? Is that a crane? Oh NOES, its the Gonorrhea man using a skyscraper to flex his muscles!
 

kgokal

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This will result in the weirdest warning label yet:

"WARNING: DO NOT USE NEAR GENITALS, DEVICE MAY CAUSE STD's"

Lol....
 

Baked

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It's threads like these that makes me wonder sometimes if they should change the name of this forum to AnalTech.
 

Miramonti

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Originally posted by: 40Hands
Originally posted by: jjsole
My gonorrhea bacterium strong is stronger than your gonorrhea bacterium strong.

Oh it's gonorrhea battlin' time.
..

....


So, how exactly do we do this?

Be warned...my gonorrhea bacterium strong will be all over your gonorrhea bacterium strong like an std. In fact my gonorrhea bacterium strong can handle any pussy around here.