Originally posted by: maluckey
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From: "Bob Schafer" <rls@laltek.com>
Sent: Saturday, January 31, 2004 7:55 PM
Subject: Fwd: Proposed Bush Speech
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WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV TONIGHT AND SEE G.W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH
My fellow Americans:
Why not?
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed. Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
I agree with this
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
I really agree with this
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations.... Screw with us and we
will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
I really agree with this
To Israel and the Palestinian Authority... ....Yo! Boys... Work out a peace
deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there; big tables, too.
God bless America.
Thank you and good night.
God! I couldn't agree more,
Mark