The solution to School shootings

Mavtek3100

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Well this just goes to show you how important our Global war on Terror and our battle against extremist has become. These people that do these things are clearly terrorist. We need to have 1 Marine for every 100 college students at every College across the US. How many times do we have to suffer through yet another terrorist attack at a school? We need to have 3 Humvee's in every High School parking lot. Students of all ages should be strip searched randomly to weed out the trouble makers. Those who are suspected of future attacks should be rounded up and sent to a Juvenile detention center. We need to make sure we have access to each and everyone of these students MySpace, phone conversations, facebook, everything that every student does should be cataloged and transparent to Homeland Security. Cameras in every hall way and classroom should be sending images to Homeland Security. We need a Marine stationed in school hallways with riot gear at all times. As you can clearly see it has become far too easy to get guns, we must outlaw the sell of guns to any and all students. I think you would all agree that in light of all these latest attacks this is the only prudent way of solving the issue. After all this is how you win the war on Terror apparently.

These students need to understand that we must divest into their private lives to make sure they are safe and secure.
 

LtPage1

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Try to establish a fascist state like the one you're advocating, and I will start shooting. The day we live in a locked down, guilty-until-proven-innocent police state is the day I take up arms against my government any any subhuman collaborators that support such a policy.

-"1 Marine for every 100 college students?" In 2004, the US Census Bureau (http://www.census.gov/Press-Re..._editions/002263.html) estimated that there were almost 16 million college students in America. I'll do the math for you: that's 160,000 additional Marines. Clearly, you're unaware of the current state of the Federal budget.
"Random strip searches?" I'm not going to dignify this with a response. I'm a citizen, not a concentration camp inmate.
-"Those who are suspected of future attacks?!" Who the fuck decides who's suspected? You'd have an endemic rash of denunciations for personal enemies within an hour. Ever studied Soviet history?

Riot gear? Cameras that transmit to Homeland Security? "This is how you win the war on Terror?!" My God, man- this is how democracy dies. Turning to absolute police power because you're scared of the big wide world is the stupidest, most short-sighted, cowardly, perverse- the English language doesn't have enough superlatives to describe how abhorrent this idea is to everything this country was founded on. Not to mention basic standards of human rights and dignity.
 

SSSnail

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That just goes to show what a lot of seemingly intelligent people will give up in order to feel "safe" (let's not get to the stupid ones just yet). Which explains our current administration. Beeehhh... Bleeeeehhhh... Bleeeehhh.
 

Mavtek3100

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LtPage1

WHAT! You just don't get it! We have to do things like this as we are in Afghanistan and Iraq to win the "Global War on Terror". Don't you see? The government has told us this is the best way to win the war on terror so we can move on to the next war.
 

IronWing

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We just need to close the public schools and send all the kids to charter schools. When the next nut kills a bunch of kids they will be martyrs, not victims, so it will be inspiring, not tragic.
 

GrGr

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Every pupil needs to carry a fully loaded AK at all times, at the very least. Forget this pussy concealed carry thing. If you've got it flaunt it I say.

 

miketheidiot

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Originally posted by: LtPage1
Try to establish a fascist state like the one you're advocating, and I will start shooting. The day we live in a locked down, guilty-until-proven-innocent police state is the day I take up arms against my government any any subhuman collaborators that support such a policy.

-"1 Marine for every 100 college students?" In 2004, the US Census Bureau (http://www.census.gov/Press-Re..._editions/002263.html) estimated that there were almost 16 million college students in America. I'll do the math for you: that's 160,000 additional Marines. Clearly, you're unaware of the current state of the Federal budget.
"Random strip searches?" I'm not going to dignify this with a response. I'm a citizen, not a concentration camp inmate.
-"Those who are suspected of future attacks?!" Who the fuck decides who's suspected? You'd have an endemic rash of denunciations for personal enemies within an hour. Ever studied Soviet history?

Riot gear? Cameras that transmit to Homeland Security? "This is how you win the war on Terror?!" My God, man- this is how democracy dies. Turning to absolute police power because you're scared of the big wide world is the stupidest, most short-sighted, cowardly, perverse- the English language doesn't have enough superlatives to describe how abhorrent this idea is to everything this country was founded on. Not to mention basic standards of human rights and dignity.

tap your sarcasm meter
 

RESmonkey

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Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Let's just ban schools.

No school = no school shootings

winnar!

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What's sad is that today, my school brought in 3 new cops to search every locker from 3:00AM . WTF? Big waste of time, isn't it? People are too afraid these days...and lack common sense of probability and coincidence.

 

Mavtek3100

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Damnit! You people are stupid! Don't you know you have to let the government get into your records and communications and search your belongings regularly to keep you safe? We need Students to have a national ID as well so we can have checkpoints at states and at colleges! This will make those who don't have valid ID's easily recognizable so that they can be weeded out and sent to detainment centers! It's a good thing we have can label these people as combatants so that we don't have to spend valuable time or money on ridiculous trials. Clearly those who don't have proper ID or look or act differently are guilty and should be detained indefinitely. This process is exactly how we are handling our terrorist problems in Iraq and Afghanistan, and you can clearly see how well that is working.
 

Jaskalas

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Random, maybe crazy thought of the day.

Imprint all guns with a radioactive isotope and place sensors/alarms at choke points.
 

sandorski

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Originally posted by: Jaskalas
Random, maybe crazy thought of the day.

Imprint all guns with a radioactive isotope and place sensors/alarms at choke points.

..begin Educational Campaign: Gun Possession may cause Cancer.
 

LtPage1

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Originally posted by: Mavtek3100
LtPage1

WHAT! You just don't get it! We have to do things like this as we are in Afghanistan and Iraq to win the "Global War on Terror". Don't you see? The government has told us this is the best way to win the war on terror so we can move on to the next war.

Well, I fell for this one hook, line, and sinker. :eek: