Vic
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- Jun 12, 2001
 
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Originally posted by: Eeezee
Make conceal carry legal in all 50 states and lift the ban on assault weapons.
At the same time, make gay marriage legal in all 50 states.
Put these into the same bill. No one will disagree with it! The conservatives will praise the gun portion, and the liberals will praise the gay marriage portion. Thus, the bill will pass without any fuss and everyone gets a nice compromise. The gun law won't hurt liberals and the gay marriage won't hurt conservatives even though both groups fear the others' portion of the law.
Done, problem solved. Everyone gets more freedom!
You need to come up with a proper Orwellian acronym title of the bill for it to pass. Yaknow, something like what the Patriot Act has. Something catchy that works out to the exact opposite of what the bill really is.
				
		
			