The smell kept following me.... :(

[aphex]

I come back from a nice brisk dog walk, sit down inside to watch a little tv. As i'm sitting there, I notice something foul smelling. I check myself, no dice. I check the floor, no dice. I dig around the room a bit, no dice. Oh well, then I proceed to go upstairs and sit down at the computer. Strangely enough, the smell returns. I check the pits again, seems fine to me. I go in the closet, the smell is there as well. WTF. I go back sit down at the computer desk, and much to my horror when I look down, I had stepped in dog shit. Now, this isn't some tiny shit mind you, its a swamp of dog shit, nearly up to my ankles. How the hell I didn't notice it until then I have NO idea, but there it is, in all its glory. As I look around the room, I notice spots of brown on our tan carpet. Its in the office, on the stairs, in the closet, on the tile floor downstairs. Its everywhere, EVERYWHERE. Its so much that my shoes aren't even salvagable at this point, they are caked in shit.

Please, for the love of all that is holy, pick up after your dog outside. You promise to do that, and I promise to take off my shoes when I get inside from now on.

My wife is officially going to kill me. It literally smells like shit in here.

 

[Aharami]

this is why I dont wear shoes inside my house

 

[JohnCU]

7.8/10, should've been longer

and that's the first thing i check when i smell something funny (shoes).

 

[TallBill]

Why people have pets is beyond me.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: Aharami
this is why I dont wear shoes inside my house

this.

Originally posted by: JohnCU
and that's the first thing i check when i smell something funny (shoes).

and that.

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Why people have pets is beyond me.

?

 

[potato28]

I check my shoes before walking into my house for dog shit and such because everyone around here just lets their dog crap on the sidewalk and leave it.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Aharami
this is why I dont wear shoes inside my house

and its why i dont step in dog shit.

 

[nakedfrog]

Something similar happened to me a while back. It was Friday so I hauled the trash can up to the curb.
The dog normally never craps in that part of the yard, so I didn't think about it. But all on the drive to work I kept getting these whiffs of a foul odor, and then it continued at work. I was confused and thought maybe somehow the shirt I put on was very soiled despite seeming to be clean. Then I saw the crap on the floor from my shoe when I got up to get some coffee.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: aphex
I notice something foul smelling. I check myself, no dice.

its a swamp of dog shit, nearly up to my ankles.

I certainly hope you do a much more thorough job of cleaning yourself in the shower than you do looking for the smell emanating from yourself... 😕

 

[HardcoreRobot]

i feel for u dude
this is why i pick up after my furry poop machine and never wear shoes in the house

 

[dlx22]

happend to me the day after xmas....first time in like 7 years and it was just as bad now as it was then

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Something similar happened to me a while back. It was Friday so I hauled the trash can up to the curb.
The dog normally never craps in that part of the yard, so I didn't think about it. But all on the drive to work I kept getting these whiffs of a foul odor, and then it continued at work. I was confused and thought maybe somehow the shirt I put on was very soiled despite seeming to be clean. Then I saw the crap on the floor from my shoe when I got up to get some coffee.

that sounds more like a monday story, damn

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Something similar happened to me a while back. It was Friday so I hauled the trash can up to the curb.
The dog normally never craps in that part of the yard, so I didn't think about it. But all on the drive to work I kept getting these whiffs of a foul odor, and then it continued at work. I was confused and thought maybe somehow the shirt I put on was very soiled despite seeming to be clean. Then I saw the crap on the floor from my shoe when I got up to get some coffee.

that sounds more like a monday story, damn

Yeah, it does. We usually have the more screwed up problems at work on Fridays for some reason (inexplicable code errors and such)

 

[ballmode]

when it comes down to it, its always POO

 

[Rumpltzer]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Why people have pets is beyond me.

The OP assumes it was a dog and you're assuming that it was a pet. Perhaps it was the scat a wild goat... or a child... or a vagrant... or the UPS guy.

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer

Originally posted by: TallBill
Why people have pets is beyond me.

The OP assumes it was a dog and you're assuming that it was a pet. Perhaps it was the scat a wild goat... or a child... or a vagrant... or the UPS guy.

what does brown do for you?

 

[OCGuy]

Shitty

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: funkymatt

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer

Originally posted by: TallBill
Why people have pets is beyond me.

The OP assumes it was a dog and you're assuming that it was a pet. Perhaps it was the scat a wild goat... or a child... or a vagrant... or the UPS guy.

what does brown do for you?

Well, I suppose the UPS guy took a shit in my yard?

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Something similar happened to me a while back. It was Friday so I hauled the trash can up to the curb.
The dog normally never craps in that part of the yard, so I didn't think about it. But all on the drive to work I kept getting these whiffs of a foul odor, and then it continued at work. I was confused and thought maybe somehow the shirt I put on was very soiled despite seeming to be clean. Then I saw the crap on the floor from my shoe when I got up to get some coffee.

that sounds more like a monday story, damn

Yeah, it does. We usually have the more screwed up problems at work on Fridays for some reason (inexplicable code errors and such)

same here. never answer the phone on a thursday or friday at 4pm.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: funkymatt

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer

Originally posted by: TallBill
Why people have pets is beyond me.

The OP assumes it was a dog and you're assuming that it was a pet. Perhaps it was the scat a wild goat... or a child... or a vagrant... or the UPS guy.

what does brown do for you?

:laugh:

 

[Wheezer]

LOL...

REALLY want to piss her off?...run the vacuum over it so it get sucked up in the bag.....then when she runs it and stinks up the house say

"WTF is that smell?....what the hell did you do?"

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Why people have pets is beyond me.

Would you prefer to step in people shit then? :shocked:

 

[dbk]

lol i just imagined you walking all over the house not realizing that a pile of dog crap was on your shoe...
I don't wear shoes in the house so this wouldn't happen to me unless I sat on the dog crap without knowing

 

[Locut0s]

Stepping in dog shit aside I've never understood why people wear their shoes in the house!? Even without dog shit you are tracking everything that's outside onto your rugs. Then that ultimately gets transferred everywhere else. Might as well just pour dirt, urine, and shit onto you floors, stairs, your bed. Ok I'm exaggerating but that's how it feels. Sure even in a house where you don't wear shoes inside things aren't perfectly clean but I feel 100% comfortable lying down on my carpet, putting my face up to it etc.. I wouldn't if I were walking on it with my shoes on.