The single most elegant answer to a tech question I've ever seen...

[axelfox]

wait, wait...so the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up all along?

 

[Smolek]

LMAO

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: SilentRunning

Originally posted by: Fatt
QUESTION:
Just run a test prog on my PC and it came back with this.
Total physical memory - 512meg
Avaialble physical memory - 390meg
Why is this?

ANSWER:
Joe has 2 shovels jill is using 1 shovel, how many shovels are available?
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I don't get what the 3 shovels represent.......why does jill's use of her own shovel impact the number of shovels available to Joe. We all know that what's jill's is jill's, so her shovel was never available to joe to begin with. Never argue with a woman..... and her shovel.

ESPECIALLY if she has a shovel....its asking for trouble....

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Balthazar

Originally posted by: SilentRunning

Originally posted by: Fatt
QUESTION:
Just run a test prog on my PC and it came back with this.
Total physical memory - 512meg
Avaialble physical memory - 390meg
Why is this?

ANSWER:
Joe has 2 shovels jill is using 1 shovel, how many shovels are available?
________________________________________________________________

I don't get what the 3 shovels represent.......why does jill's use of her own shovel impact the number of shovels available to Joe. We all know that what's jill's is jill's, so her shovel was never available to joe to begin with. Never argue with a woman..... and her shovel.

ESPECIALLY if she has a shovel....its asking for trouble....

Especially if you forget to put the toilet seat down.