The SEX flow chart for MEN!

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: hjo3
The poor grammar was too distracting.

:Q Oh my, you really should seek help for that OCD you have there.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: judasmachine
it's funny cause it's true.

 

[Triforceofcourage]

Laughing on the outside but crying on the inside 🙁

 

[Phokus]

hey baby, i got a pair of shoes for you *wink wink*

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
Laughing on the outside but crying on the inside 🙁

:music:
Runaway Love!
:music:

 

[engineereeyore]

Sad, but very true.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

ROFL!

 

[Aharami]

got a laugh out of me

"nice shoes. wanna fvuk?" best pick up line and this flowchart proves it

 

[MisterJackson]

Meh, 5/10

Although I did buy shoes for a girlfriend one time after dating for a month. They were these really cool Adidas climbing/running shoes that I thought were her style when I saw them. When I gave them to her she almost cried. She said that was a pair she'd been looking for forever and couldn't find anywhere.

I got extra brownie points for guessing her size right too. That was some long lasting freaky sex.

seriously, if you buy them shoes and it's a pair they really love they'll think of you, and better yet boinking you, every time they look at their feet.

 

[Krazy4Real]

LOL pretty good.

 

[fLum0x]

very funny stuff

 

[McGyver]

funni