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The Secret Service needs to stop wearing suits

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Sukhoi

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It's rather obvious when a guy in a suit (along with lots of random cops driving around) spends all day standing outside my apartment that the Obamanator is going to drive by either tomorrow or Monday on his trip to SF. I would have never noticed if it was a normal looking guy in casual clothes, but a guy wearing a suit standing in one place for 4 hr in the suburbs is rather unusual. The corded earpiece in the right ear also kind of gives it away. I figured by 2011 they'd have wireless earpieces that looked like hearing aids.
 
Sukhoi said:
It's rather obvious when a guy in a suit (along with lots of random cops driving around) spends all day standing outside my apartment that the Obamanator is going to drive by either tomorrow or Monday on his trip to SF. I would have never noticed if it was a normal looking guy in casual clothes, but a guy wearing a suit standing in one place for 4 hr in the suburbs is rather unusual. The corded earpiece in the right ear also kind of gives it away. I figured by 2011 they'd have wireless earpieces that looked like hearing aids.
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they probably want people to know they are there.
 
TallBill said:
Well that's false
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every time an american president comes to Denmark the secret service rents something like 7 stories of the Scandic Hotel in Copehagen and fills it up with secret service agents that monitor everything, I'm sure their MO is the same in the US...
 
Sukhoi said:
It's rather obvious when a guy in a suit (along with lots of random cops driving around) spends all day standing outside my apartment that the Obamanator is going to drive by either tomorrow or Monday on his trip to SF. I would have never noticed if it was a normal looking guy in casual clothes, but a guy wearing a suit standing in one place for 4 hr in the suburbs is rather unusual. The corded earpiece in the right ear also kind of gives it away. I figured by 2011 they'd have wireless earpieces that looked like hearing aids.
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They always have agents in regular clothing working the crowds.
 
Sukhoi said:
I would have never noticed if it was a normal looking guy in casual clothes, but a guy wearing a suit standing in one place for 4 hr in the suburbs is rather unusual.
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They tried having the guys wear track suits, but everyone thought they were slinging rock and stopped to buy some.
 
Broheim said:
for every agent you can see there's probably 10 agents you can't
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make sure you look at rooftops

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Sukhoi said:
It's rather obvious when a guy in a suit (along with lots of random cops driving around) spends all day standing outside my apartment that the Obamanator is going to drive by either tomorrow or Monday on his trip to SF. I would have never noticed if it was a normal looking guy in casual clothes, but a guy wearing a suit standing in one place for 4 hr in the suburbs is rather unusual. The corded earpiece in the right ear also kind of gives it away. I figured by 2011 they'd have wireless earpieces that looked like hearing aids.
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if it was some random looking dude standing there for 4 hours would you get suspicious and call the police?
 
pontifex said:
if it was some random looking dude standing there for 4 hours would you get suspicious and call the police?
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you just gave pedophiles a great idea, i think.

what's the other thing on the rooftop with them above? i see a typical bolt-action rifle (700) on the right, but what's the kajigger on the opposite side? looks like a weapon of some sort.
 
brblx said:
you just gave pedophiles a great idea, i think.

what's the other thing on the rooftop with them above? i see a typical bolt-action rifle (700) on the right, but what's the kajigger on the opposite side? looks like a weapon of some sort.
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looks like a paintball gun

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How about the president just stays the fuck in his little palace and doesn't waste so much fucking money on all this personel all over the place every time he wants to go check up on his gambling buddies in Chicago?

That'd save us a few million a day by itself.
 
I've always wondered how the hell SS agents are supposed to apprehend or fight anyone in a suit. Fighting or running or doing any kind of hard physical activity in that kind of attire and dress shoes is no simple task. Wonder if they're 500K suits made from space age materials incorporating state of the art technologies or something...
 
GodisanAtheist said:
I've always wondered how the hell SS agents are supposed to apprehend or fight anyone in a suit. Fighting or running or doing any kind of hard physical activity in that kind of attire and dress shoes is no simple task. Wonder if they're 500K suits made from space age materials incorporating state of the art technologies or something...
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The primary strategy employed by SS agents is to throw their bodies onto the president and hustle them into the motorcade in times of threat. Otherwise, they throw their bodies into the attacker to pin them so that other agents don't have to throw themselves onto the president.
 
GodisanAtheist said:
I've always wondered how the hell SS agents are supposed to apprehend or fight anyone in a suit. Fighting or running or doing any kind of hard physical activity in that kind of attire and dress shoes is no simple task. Wonder if they're 500K suits made from space age materials incorporating state of the art technologies or something...
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haha, i wonder that too, or like the FBI.
Was watching Fringe the other night and the 2 FBI guys in suits were running across rooftops, jumping off buildings and shit all the while wearing suits.
 
guyver01 said:
it wasnt meant as a serious comment.... however....

you ever get hit with a paintball? shit hurts like a motherfucker.

you wanna stop someone without killing him.... paintball his ass.
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you haven't paintballed much. 🙂 at like 100ft you might as well throw the paintball at him.

i wasn't sure if you were serious or not, since they could have a pepper ball gun on hand (why they'd have it on roof, though...).
 
ah. how far did it shoot? i've always wondered why paintball guns don't have a 'hop up' mech like airsoft, the balls really seem to drop off quick with no spin.

also my airsoft gun shot ~430 at 20 rps, so there. ;P
 
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