They should have a new genre called Porn Practical Jokes and Bloopers.
Scenario 1: They solicit a man on the streets to appear in a porno. They take him to a motel room. In comes the hottest looking girl. She gets down on her knees and gives a bj. When the guy "finishes" the girl gets up and takes off her panties to reveal a shlong. The cameraman yells, "Dude, you just had gay sex -- priceless!".
Scenario 2: They hire a new girl to appear in her first porno shoot. What she doesn't know is that the girl who will appear with her is in on the joke. What's the joke? Well, the girl hasn't bathe in a week. She "reeks" down there. Will the new girl say anything as she is asked to go down on the smelly girl? Tune in to find out!
Scenario 1: They solicit a man on the streets to appear in a porno. They take him to a motel room. In comes the hottest looking girl. She gets down on her knees and gives a bj. When the guy "finishes" the girl gets up and takes off her panties to reveal a shlong. The cameraman yells, "Dude, you just had gay sex -- priceless!".
Scenario 2: They hire a new girl to appear in her first porno shoot. What she doesn't know is that the girl who will appear with her is in on the joke. What's the joke? Well, the girl hasn't bathe in a week. She "reeks" down there. Will the new girl say anything as she is asked to go down on the smelly girl? Tune in to find out!
Step one: Abandon ATOT
Step two: Get laid.
There is no "Step 3:..."... it's just flat out that simple.
Step two: Get laid.
There is no "Step 3:..."... it's just flat out that simple.
how is that relevant...at all. I don't care how much you get laid, you'll still end up watching some porn with a trite, overused theme, which is the purpose of this thread's discussion. Go take your "omfg i'm too good for atot when I post 9 times a day ass" somewhere else and advertise how much you "get laid" there.
/end pissy tired rant
watch some of the 70s and 80s porns.
you know, the full length feature films or whatever.
some symbolance of plot.
granted the women arent as 'groomed' as porn today, but they also didnt have big plastic basketballs on their chest, either.
or you could try and meet a woman and make your own.
you know, the full length feature films or whatever.
some symbolance of plot.
granted the women arent as 'groomed' as porn today, but they also didnt have big plastic basketballs on their chest, either.
or you could try and meet a woman and make your own.
Actually I think there is a horse/woman vid in there somewhere and some good looking college chick that taped herself with her German Shepherd if I haven't deleted them.
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The point I'm trying to make is that if you watch enough porn that you have a pattern like that down you need to find something better to do. If you care enough about porn to get this hyped and definsive about it, maybe you should take a break from it and find out what else the world has to offer.
Maybe it'll take care of your pissyness, too.
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Actually I think there is a horse/woman vid in there somewhere and some good looking college chick that taped herself with her German Shepherd if I haven't deleted them.
Quoted for posterity.
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