The Republican Party is hurting for money!

[Chaotic42]

They called me at about 7pm yesterday. Apparently they are really hurting. They wanted me to give $100. I make $12,000 per year, I'm sure as hell not going to give *them* any money, much less $100.

I should have told them I was a communist or something. Maybe should have tried to recruit them. It started out with:
"Hi, how do you think President Bush is doing?"
"Ok, I guess", I said
"Good, we need more people like you!"

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
They called me at about 7pm yesterday. Apparently they are really hurting. They wanted me to give $100. I make $12,000 per year, I'm sure as hell not going to give *them* any money, much less $100.

I should have told them I was a communist or something. Maybe should have tried to recruit them. It started out with:
"Hi, how do you think President Bush is doing?"
"Ok, I guess", I said
"Good, we need more people like you!"

You should have told them he was a monkeyfuck.

 

[Anubis]

ooo i want them to call me. itll be fun

 

[TheChort]

you should ask for their personal phone number, and tell them when u make up your mind, you will call them.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
They called me at about 7pm yesterday. Apparently they are really hurting. They wanted me to give $100. I make $12,000 per year, I'm sure as hell not going to give *them* any money, much less $100.

I should have told them I was a communist or something. Maybe should have tried to recruit them. It started out with:
"Hi, how do you think President Bush is doing?"
"Ok, I guess", I said
"Good, we need more people like you!"

Nah, you just have a simplistic view on how things work. With the advent of stricter campaign finance, individuals are limited to 1000$ donations, the parties and the PACs can give 5k. This is, of course, only for an individual candidate.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: chort
you should ask for their personal phone number, and tell them when u make up your mind, you will call them.

He said "We show your address as 28 Q st, can we send you the bill for $100?"
"Sure thing, man."

<----Lives on L street.

Edit: Millennium, I know. I was just being funny, or so I thought.

 

[Zee]

the title of this thread is like an oxymoron

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: chort
you should ask for their personal phone number, and tell them when u make up your mind, you will call them.

He said "We show your address as 28 Q st, can we send you the bill for $100?"
"Sure thing, man."

<----Lives on L street.

Edit: Millennium, I know. I was just being funny, or so I thought.

Sorry, I take everything seriously these days.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: chort
you should ask for their personal phone number, and tell them when u make up your mind, you will call them.

He said "We show your address as 28 Q st, can we send you the bill for $100?"
"Sure thing, man."

<----Lives on L street.

Edit: Millennium, I know. I was just being funny, or so I thought.

Sorry, I take everything seriously these days.

time to sit back, sip some tequila, and have a smooth enchilada

 

[isekii]

just tell them you're a democrat

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: chort
you should ask for their personal phone number, and tell them when u make up your mind, you will call them.

He said "We show your address as 28 Q st, can we send you the bill for $100?"
"Sure thing, man."

<----Lives on L street.

Edit: Millennium, I know. I was just being funny, or so I thought.

Sorry, I take everything seriously these days.

time to sit back, sip some tequila, and have a smooth enchilada

I probably should. In the very near future.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: isekii
just tell them you're a democrat

I was going to tell him that I was more of a libertarian, but he wouldn't shut up.