The Relationship Expert is in the house. Fire away your questions about love and relationships.

[TommyVercetti]

Yep, I am a self described Relationship Expert. My vast experience with dating and women have taught me many many things. Now I am willing to help people out as an act of charity. So ask away whatever questions you might have about love, dating, relationships and women. Women are more than welcome too!!

 

[nick1985]

do women have snatches?

 

[optoman]

Originally posted by: nick1985
do women have snatches?

:Q

 

[exp]

Why is The Relationship Expert surfing ATOT on a Friday night?

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: nick1985
do women have snatches?

What's a snatch?

 

[ElFenix]

i remember back when eakers used to do this

have you learned anything about women other than
1) they're soft
2) they smell good

?

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: exp
Why is The Relationship Expert surfing ATOT on a Friday night?

Because the Relationship Expert has had it with relationships.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: nick1985
do women have snatches?

well...the mods are certain to have latches

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i remember back when eakers used to do this

have you learned anything about women other than
1) they're soft
2) they smell good

?

Hmm... a lot of women aren't soft and don't smell good.

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i remember back when eakers used to do this

have you learned anything about women other than
1) they're soft
2) they smell good

?

umm...they're all crazy?

Nate

 

[nick1985]

the relationship doesnt know what a snatch is?

 

[optoman]

Me thinks this is no relationship expert.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: optoman
Me thinks this is no relationship expert.

Wrong. Next!

 

[nick1985]

WHATS A SNATCH?!

 

[optoman]

Originally posted by: nick1985
WHATS A SNATCH?!

Its a .....

 

[dieselstation]

should i be an asshole or should i be nice?

 

[optoman]

Your golden, you can piss on him.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: dieselstation
should i be an asshole or should i be nice?

None! Be sarcastic and unforgiving. Girls love sarcastic humor.

 

[nick1985]

i was poking your moms snatch last night and your mom said "ohhhhhh" whats that mean???

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: nick1985
WHATS A SNATCH?!

it's a movie by Guy Ritchie

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: GuybrushThreepwood

Originally posted by: nick1985
WHATS A SNATCH?!

it's a movie by Guy Ritchie

And something weightlifters do...

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: exp
Why is The Relationship Expert surfing ATOT on a Friday night?

Damn, you beat me to it.

In other words:

I am between girlfriends right now and just thought I'd see how many people I could get to actually fall for this crap.

Heheheh, I'm watching.....

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i remember back when eakers used to do this

have you learned anything about women other than
1) they're soft
2) they smell good

?

3. It's all soft and good-smelling in the dark.

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i remember back when eakers used to do this

have you learned anything about women other than
1) they're soft
2) they smell good

?

3. It's all soft and good-smelling in the dark.

Not really. Sometimes it unfortunately stinks! :Q

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i remember back when eakers used to do this

have you learned anything about women other than
1) they're soft
2) they smell good

?

3. It's all soft and good-smelling in the dark.

Not really. Sometimes it unfortunately stinks! :Q

Feh, that happens at 4:00AM with six-pack beauty queens. Not that I'd know anything about that sort of thing.......