The proctologist is back in. (No links to any bad sites to avoid this one from getting nuked)

[Locutus of Board]

Any and all questions answered here.

I'll be answering starting in about an hour.

 

[ltk007]

I've got something stuck up my proctal area and I don't know what it is, will you look?

 

[toph99]

lol

 

[eakers]

how do i stop ppl from stealing my threads?

*kat. <-- the REAL doctor

 

[snow patrol]

LOB! LOB! LOB!

DOWN WITH EAKERS!

 

[ltk007]

Well maybe if your threads weren't crap the proctologist wouldn't be dealing with them

*Ltk007 <-- Is still upset you called him a lame-o

 

[loup garou]

What? No urologists in the house? My dad's friend is a urologist, and his name is Heissenfeffer or something to that extent.

His business cards read: Doug Heissenfeffer, Pecker Checker

 

[Regine]

I have a pain in my ass.


Oh, wait, that's just LOB.

 

[Sacotool]

I've got a butt question, how do I know if I have hemorrhoids? lol!

 

[Viper GTS]

toolgirl...

Does Napalm know that LOB's been in your ass?

:Q

Viper GTS

 

[unxpurg8d]

I KNOW that I shouldn't laugh at Viper's post 'cause it's juvenile, offcolor, and generally objectionable.........................

but (no pun intended )

ROFL!!!!!!!!

 

[Locutus of Board]

LTK,

I have already told you that &quot;self exploration&quot; by a healthy young male does not include inspecting your orifices with foreign objects. I'll need to refer you to a surgeon once again to have it removed. (What was it last time, a barbie doll? I forget.)

Eakers,

Threads are not an entity so therefore cannot be &quot;stolen&quot;. Your question is irrelevant.

TG,

Viper made a colder retort than I'd dare to make. LOL. I'm not touching that with a 10 foot tongue suppressor.

Sacotool,

If you have an itchy ass when you go to bed, you should be waking up with smelly fingers. Best solution is to shower more often.

 

[nefalicious]

Sometimes....it hurts.

 

[Sacotool]

Thanks LOB:Q

 

[ltk007]

Nevermind LOB, I got it out. It was a fingernail, tell your wife/GF/significant other/mom to stop buying those cheap press ons :Q

 

[Soybomb]

LOL, lob, if eakers really wants the job let her have it *wheels in grandpa.....*

Is there something that can be done for excess flatulence?

 

[Pretender]

Are you just one really big ass or do you have 2 smaller openings to deal with the waste you spew onto the forums?

 

[Locutus of Board]

Soybomb,

Yes. Fart some more. I'ts healthy, and nothing to worry about.

Pretender,

Being an expert on the subject, you can answer that yourself. Diamond=Diamond=nef

 

[nefalicious]

What would this place be without neffing?

 

[Locutus of Board]

nefalicious,

In a place where neffers go to die.

The real world.