The Power of John Mayer

[Broohaha]

I got this real bad rash on my back a few weeks ago. Then I started listening to this new John Mayer CD my friend gave me. Suddenly my rash cleared up.

Just goes to show what John Mayer can do for you if you let him into your life.

 

[Deeko]

If only he didn't suck.

 

[Rogue]

He sucked the rash away. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Spooner]

I couldn't be more sick of any one individual more than I am of John "Hold the" Mayo

 

[JohnCU]

John Mayer is the greatest thing since...well since ever.