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Orsorum

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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: eigen
Big Deal , back in High school we were getting Bj's and handjobs on the bus.


Shens? I could imagine a hander, but bj? What did the other kids on the bus say?

No thats happened at my school too actually. It wasnt on a short bus ride though. Our bands and choirs went on a trip to FL (from IL) and took the bus there... so come like 4AM when pretty much everyone was asleep, thats when I guess the prime-time to do that was. Its insanely dark on those coach buses at night. A girl told me she gave her bf a bj on the trip, and knowing the girl, i have no reason to doubt her.

Yep, and ski trips.
 

Attrox

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Originally posted by: mchammer187
Originally posted by: hjo3
This story is worthless without knowing what kind of porn it was. Girl on girl? Bukkake? BDSM? Anal? DVDA?

is that even possible at the same time :shocked:

What's a DVDA? :eek:
 

eigen

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: eigen
Big Deal , back in High school we were getting Bj's and handjobs on the bus.


Shens? I could imagine a hander, but bj? What did the other kids on the bus say?

No thats happened at my school too actually. It wasnt on a short bus ride though. Our bands and choirs went on a trip to FL (from IL) and took the bus there... so come like 4AM when pretty much everyone was asleep, thats when I guess the prime-time to do that was. Its insanely dark on those coach buses at night. A girl told me she gave her bf a bj on the trip, and knowing the girl, i have no reason to doubt her.

Yep, and ski trips.

The other kids that knew what was going on just kept there mouth shut ot just watched.I didnt really care because at 15 you take what you can get when you get. Plus getting a bj in front of other is pretty badass.
 

eigen

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Nov 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Attrox
Originally posted by: mchammer187
Originally posted by: hjo3
This story is worthless without knowing what kind of porn it was. Girl on girl? Bukkake? BDSM? Anal? DVDA?

is that even possible at the same time :shocked:

What's a DVDA? :eek:

Double vagina double anal.
Meaning two penii in the vagina two penii in the anus.
 

Attrox

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Aug 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: eigen
Originally posted by: Attrox
Originally posted by: mchammer187
Originally posted by: hjo3
This story is worthless without knowing what kind of porn it was. Girl on girl? Bukkake? BDSM? Anal? DVDA?

is that even possible at the same time :shocked:

What's a DVDA? :eek:

Double vagina double anal.
Meaning two penii in the vagina two penii in the anus.

ewww that's disgusting :D
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Our band trips (interstate, generally several hundred miles) are orgies on wheels.

I quit band in 8th grade - should've stuck with it, dammit.
 

AVP

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A school hockey team I used to play, The Rivers School, used to have its managers give sexual favors to the players on the bus who played well. A bunch of kids got kicked off the team, some left school. The coach got fired and now coaches at another boarding school I played against. Worst of all, its a new league rule that mangers of the opposite sex have to sit in the front of the bus.
 

Attrox

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Originally posted by: AVP
A school hockey team I used to play, The Rivers School, used to have its managers give sexual favors to the players on the bus who played well. A bunch of kids got kicked off the team, some left school. The coach got fired and now coaches at another boarding school I played against. Worst of all, its a new league rule that mangers of the opposite sex have to sit in the front of the bus.

Where are these teachers when I grew up? :(
 

AVP

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Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken
Does anyone else find it strange that they have video screens?? WTF????

I feel jipped......:(

Haha considering they are school children YES!
 

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: hjo3
This story is worthless without knowing what kind of porn it was. Girl on girl? Bukkake? BDSM? Anal? DVDA?

it was in greece, so what do you think it was? ;)
 

Cobalt

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Apr 3, 2000
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Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: hjo3
This story is worthless without knowing what kind of porn it was. Girl on girl? Bukkake? BDSM? Anal? DVDA?

Well.....considering that it did take place in Greece, I'm sure we can take a guess at what the content of the porn tape might have been. :p

Here's a big fvck you. :| That joke/insult is quite old. :\
 

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: cobalt
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: hjo3
This story is worthless without knowing what kind of porn it was. Girl on girl? Bukkake? BDSM? Anal? DVDA?

Well.....considering that it did take place in Greece, I'm sure we can take a guess at what the content of the porn tape might have been. :p

Here's a big fvck you. :| That joke/insult is quite old. :\

lighten up Bevis.
 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: cobalt
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: hjo3
This story is worthless without knowing what kind of porn it was. Girl on girl? Bukkake? BDSM? Anal? DVDA?

Well.....considering that it did take place in Greece, I'm sure we can take a guess at what the content of the porn tape might have been. :p

Here's a big fvck you. :| That joke/insult is quite old. :\

yes, it is....indeed, thousands of years old.:p
 

hjo3

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May 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: cobalt
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: hjo3
This story is worthless without knowing what kind of porn it was. Girl on girl? Bukkake? BDSM? Anal? DVDA?

Well.....considering that it did take place in Greece, I'm sure we can take a guess at what the content of the porn tape might have been. :p

Here's a big fvck you. :| That joke/insult is quite old. :\
I didn't get it till now. Haha, that's funny. See, in ancient Greece, the men would have anal sex with teenage boys. Presumably, you're a Greek man who becomes insecure when the behavior of your ancestors is mentioned. Interesting.
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: eigen
Originally posted by: Attrox
Originally posted by: mchammer187
Originally posted by: hjo3
This story is worthless without knowing what kind of porn it was. Girl on girl? Bukkake? BDSM? Anal? DVDA?

is that even possible at the same time :shocked:

What's a DVDA? :eek:

Double vagina double anal.
Meaning two penii in the vagina two penii in the anus.

:shocked: How is that even POSSIBLE??? I mean, you'd have to have 4 guys....how....where.....what.....I can't even think now. I'm speechless! :shocked:

I'd almost have to have a picture drawn to understand the logistics.
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: hjo3
This story is worthless without knowing what kind of porn it was. Girl on girl? Bukkake? BDSM? Anal? DVDA?

it was in greece, so what do you think it was? ;)

Ohhh...it was in Greece!

That means it must have starred your mom!



:D
 

Zanix

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Feb 11, 2003
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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: eigen
Big Deal , back in High school we were getting Bj's and handjobs on the bus.


Shens? I could imagine a hander, but bj? What did the other kids on the bus say?

No thats happened at my school too actually. It wasnt on a short bus ride though. Our bands and choirs went on a trip to FL (from IL) and took the bus there... so come like 4AM when pretty much everyone was asleep, thats when I guess the prime-time to do that was. Its insanely dark on those coach buses at night. A girl told me she gave her bf a bj on the trip, and knowing the girl, i have no reason to doubt her.



Ohh yeah, band trips. They quit letting us bring blankets on the buses for that reason.


and I guess one time this couple smoked a doobie in the back. Nobody knew what the smell was though. And I guess it was only part of it.

the sh!t kids try to get away with...