The politically correct version of the song "Milkshake"

jEct2

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Mar 1, 2005
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Before:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like It's better than yours~
Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge~

Corrected for PCness
My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that it's quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand monetary compensation.