The perks of being single

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Queasy
A friend tipped me off to a deal where you can get a HD-DVR/Tivo from DirecTV for free. In the course of our conversation he told me how he was going to have to have get a new multi-switch to handle his new HD-DVR, regular DVR, and standard receiver. Knowing he is single, I asked why he needed three receivers. His response:

"How else am I supposed to watch three games at the same time? I have been getting by with side-by-side 32 inch TVs, so now I will have the 50 inch with the smaller ones on each side."

😕

I have a 48" HDTV that I have to share with a wife and kids. He was "getting by" having two TVs all to himself.

Must be a baseball fan.

He's an everything fan. He subscribes to the MLB pack, the NFL Sunday Ticket, the NBA pack, the College Football pack, the College Basketball pack. The only thing I think he doesn't subscribe to is hockey.

That explains why he doesn't have a girl.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Queasy
A friend tipped me off to a deal where you can get a HD-DVR/Tivo from DirecTV for free. In the course of our conversation he told me how he was going to have to have get a new multi-switch to handle his new HD-DVR, regular DVR, and standard receiver. Knowing he is single, I asked why he needed three receivers. His response:

"How else am I supposed to watch three games at the same time? I have been getting by with side-by-side 32 inch TVs, so now I will have the 50 inch with the smaller ones on each side."

😕

I have a 48" HDTV that I have to share with a wife and kids. He was "getting by" having two TVs all to himself.

Must be a baseball fan.

He's an everything fan. He subscribes to the MLB pack, the NFL Sunday Ticket, the NBA pack, the College Football pack, the College Basketball pack. The only thing I think he doesn't subscribe to is hockey.

That explains why he doesn't have a girl.

Because he doesn't subscribe to the hockey package?

😉