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My BBQ Turner from Pampered Chef would make a good weapon too.

It's got a serated edge on one side, those pick-like ends on the edge, and it is VERY solidly constructed.

You could do some damaged with it I'm certain.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Chainsaw?
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It's good if the person is incapacitated, but for sneaking up on an enemy or fighting, it's kind of bulky and useless.
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It's good for dropping on someone from atop a flight on stairs. 😀


But yes, due to it's loudness, gas-requirements, and need to have pressure on the trigger, it is *not* a perfect weapon in most situtions. :thumbsup:

My vote goes to crowbar/lead pipe/pipe wrench then.
 
In a fight I'd probably pick a crowbar or a long hammer first. Or acid, I guess, in large amounts (throw up on the guy?).
 
I think I'd use a cordless Sawzall. Yea, that'd be fun.

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Chainsaw?
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It's good if the person is incapacitated, but for sneaking up on an enemy or fighting, it's kind of bulky and useless.
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Tell it to Gears of War.... Chainsaw bayonet!
 
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Robber: Give me all your money or you'll die!
Me: OMG Let's go get some ice cream!
Robber: OK!

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Chainsaw?
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It's good if the person is incapacitated, but for sneaking up on an enemy or fighting, it's kind of bulky and useless.
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It's good for dropping on someone from atop a flight on stairs. 😀


But yes, due to it's loudness, gas-requirements, and need to have pressure on the trigger, it is *not* a perfect weapon in most situtions. :thumbsup:
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Plus its probably a real bear to swing. You'd get really tired. It is pretty fvcking scary though. But it'd be pretty to run away from them and then sneak up behind them. Not like they're going to hear you with a fvcking chainsaw running.
 
Originally posted by: Mrvile
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Blade arm torn off a paper cutter.
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That move from "The Faculty" actually made me feel a lot more secure in a classroom with a papercutter.
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Awful movie. But after seeing it, whenever I see a paper cutter I want to rip off the car and use it like a make shift sword. It actually would make a pretty solid weapon and I was surprised I never thought of doing that when I was in school. (Not actually doing it...just thinking about the possibility)
 
Originally posted by: Mrvile
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Blade arm torn off a paper cutter.
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That move from "The Faculty" actually made me feel a lot more secure in a classroom with a papercutter.
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They also used a car window as a weapon in that movie, when they cut off Famke Jennsons head 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Skiddex
those old yard darts
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Lawn Darts: Bringing the experience of having a javilin lodged in your chest out of ancient rome and into the modern american families backyard!
 
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