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The Perfect Hangover cure

Monkey muppet

Golden Member
Firstly lets not dwell on last nights events (it's a family forum after all) and concentrate why I'm proud to be English, even if it's just for this one reason alone:

The FULL English Breakfast:

Toast & Fried bread
Fried button mushrooms
Baked beans
Black Pudding
Oak Smoked bacon
Cumberland sausages
Fried Tomatos
Fried eggs - sunnyside up


it's four hours later and I'm still not hungry, and I still can't remember her name
 
Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Firstly lets not dwell on last nights events (it's a family forum after all) and concentrate why I'm proud to be English, even if it's just for this one reason alone:

The FULL English Breakfast:

Toast & Fried bread
Fried button mushrooms
Baked beans
Black Pudding
Oak Smoked bacon
Cumberland sausages
Fried Tomatos
Fried eggs - sunnyside up


it's four hours later and I'm still not hungry, and I still can't remember her name

Was she another Slavic Slut? Should we be expecting a long YAGT thread from you in the near future?
 
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Firstly lets not dwell on last nights events (it's a family forum after all) and concentrate why I'm proud to be English, even if it's just for this one reason alone:

The FULL English Breakfast:

Toast & Fried bread
Fried button mushrooms
Baked beans
Black Pudding
Oak Smoked bacon
Cumberland sausages
Fried Tomatos
Fried eggs - sunnyside up


it's four hours later and I'm still not hungry, and I still can't remember her name

Was she another Slavic Slut? Should we be expecting a long YAGT thread from you in the near future?

Hehe - It seems like I'm getting a bit of a reputation here - It was just a bit of weekend fun. A Student if I remember rightly - I was actualy after her friend - you now the story, beer goggles and then anything that moves
 
Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Firstly lets not dwell on last nights events (it's a family forum after all) and concentrate why I'm proud to be English, even if it's just for this one reason alone:

The FULL English Breakfast:

Toast & Fried bread
Fried button mushrooms
Baked beans
Black Pudding
Oak Smoked bacon
Cumberland sausages
Fried Tomatos
Fried eggs - sunnyside up


it's four hours later and I'm still not hungry, and I still can't remember her name

Was she another Slavic Slut? Should we be expecting a long YAGT thread from you in the near future?

Hehe - It seems like I'm getting a bit of a reputation here - It was just a bit of weekend fun. A Student if I remember rightly - I was actualy after her friend - you now the story, beer goggles and then anything that moves

I bet you taught the fvck out of her😀
 
I bet you taught the fvck out of her😀

If she cooks like that then I'll be giving her leasons everyday, alas, it is not going to be so; I'm at home with no name, no number, just a full belly and a cheeky grin on my face
 
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