The Perfect Hangover cure

Monkey muppet

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Firstly lets not dwell on last nights events (it's a family forum after all) and concentrate why I'm proud to be English, even if it's just for this one reason alone:

The FULL English Breakfast:

Toast & Fried bread
Fried button mushrooms
Baked beans
Black Pudding
Oak Smoked bacon
Cumberland sausages
Fried Tomatos
Fried eggs - sunnyside up


it's four hours later and I'm still not hungry, and I still can't remember her name
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Firstly lets not dwell on last nights events (it's a family forum after all) and concentrate why I'm proud to be English, even if it's just for this one reason alone:

The FULL English Breakfast:

Toast & Fried bread
Fried button mushrooms
Baked beans
Black Pudding
Oak Smoked bacon
Cumberland sausages
Fried Tomatos
Fried eggs - sunnyside up


it's four hours later and I'm still not hungry, and I still can't remember her name

Was she another Slavic Slut? Should we be expecting a long YAGT thread from you in the near future?
 

Goosemaster

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hell, that combo right there could cure cancer...

<---looks at his microwaved Bob Evans crappaptamus and cried:(
 

Gurck

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No way I could put down a quarter of that, you weigh 500 pounds or something? :p
 

Monkey muppet

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Firstly lets not dwell on last nights events (it's a family forum after all) and concentrate why I'm proud to be English, even if it's just for this one reason alone:

The FULL English Breakfast:

Toast &amp; Fried bread
Fried button mushrooms
Baked beans
Black Pudding
Oak Smoked bacon
Cumberland sausages
Fried Tomatos
Fried eggs - sunnyside up


it's four hours later and I'm still not hungry, and I still can't remember her name

Was she another Slavic Slut? Should we be expecting a long YAGT thread from you in the near future?

Hehe - It seems like I'm getting a bit of a reputation here - It was just a bit of weekend fun. A Student if I remember rightly - I was actualy after her friend - you now the story, beer goggles and then anything that moves
 

Monkey muppet

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Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Is the "black pudding" Marmite?? I still need to find some of that crap for my gf ;)


Black Pudding is fried pigs blood with a few spices and onions
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Firstly lets not dwell on last nights events (it's a family forum after all) and concentrate why I'm proud to be English, even if it's just for this one reason alone:

The FULL English Breakfast:

Toast &amp; Fried bread
Fried button mushrooms
Baked beans
Black Pudding
Oak Smoked bacon
Cumberland sausages
Fried Tomatos
Fried eggs - sunnyside up


it's four hours later and I'm still not hungry, and I still can't remember her name

Was she another Slavic Slut? Should we be expecting a long YAGT thread from you in the near future?

Hehe - It seems like I'm getting a bit of a reputation here - It was just a bit of weekend fun. A Student if I remember rightly - I was actualy after her friend - you now the story, beer goggles and then anything that moves

I bet you taught the fvck out of her:D
 

Monkey muppet

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I bet you taught the fvck out of her:D

If she cooks like that then I'll be giving her leasons everyday, alas, it is not going to be so; I'm at home with no name, no number, just a full belly and a cheeky grin on my face
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Is the "black pudding" Marmite?? I still need to find some of that crap for my gf ;)


Black Pudding is fried pigs blood with a few spices and onions
Vomit!!!