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The perfect girlfriend?

Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.
 
Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.
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thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.
 
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.
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thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.
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Thats hilarious. I hope amazon starts a bride service, that way returns would be easier, and overnight shipping would only be 2.99.
http://amazon.ru/brides
 
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.
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thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.
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Refurbish model, no way!
 
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.
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thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.
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hilarious

 
Originally posted by: Cal166
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.
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thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.
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Refurbish model, no way!
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don't think of it as refurbished. think of it as already broke in!
 
Originally posted by: Cal166
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Grminalac
Thats what those russian mail order brides are like when you first buy them; they are just so happy to be in the US and have a nice place to live. Once you let them out and get americanized then they will be up in your grill and whatnot about watching football, going to strip clubs etc... sad.
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thats when you RMA her back and get a new one.
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Refurbish model, no way!
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When they refurbish them, do they send them to the Virgin Islands to get "rebushed"?
 
Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
holy crap...watch the spider bite video
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I hate you. You made me search that site, and the first result literally made me gag.. great, i have no appetite for today now.

 
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