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Atheus

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I'm not convinced. I wouldn't be surprised if you msg her and it turns out to be Dateline trying to catch you for picking up minors online.

Why are so many people responding like this? She's not a minor. You might as well never talk to any girls for fear of dateline if this is your attitude.
 

imported_goku

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Originally posted by: Atheus
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I'm not convinced. I wouldn't be surprised if you msg her and it turns out to be Dateline trying to catch you for picking up minors online.

Why are so many people responding like this? She's not a minor. You might as well never talk to any girls for fear of dateline if this is your attitude.

hahaha, QFT. The best things in life are illegal.
 

LadyKelsey

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So one of you betrayed you and sent me the link to this page. :p

Yes, I am the one from the ad. When I saw this thread I was seriously rofl.

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
It's a trap!

I've never been a trap before. This is exciting.

Originally posted by: postmortemIA
girls are not that creative for such post, thus proved it is shens.

When you can come up for a better response than that, then I will believe men are more creative than girls. And this is a very low bar to jump over. Don?t humiliate mankind by not trying.

Originally posted by: bennylong
damn it, dude. didn't you watch "To Catch A Predator" on NBC? Some people never learn.

See they were talking about catching people trying to rape lolis. If I was under 18 and an idiot, you might have a point.

Exactly.--->>>
Originally posted by: illusion88
Ok,
you who think it's Dateline are acting retarded. She lists her age as 18. Anyone who applies is agreeing to see an 18 year old not an underage harlot. Last time I checked, playing with an 18 year olds wii is not frowned upon.



Originally posted by: uhohs
Reads Mega Toyoko and other Web comics

fail. megatokyo = the emo suxors...
and she can't spell tokyo...

?Emo Suxor?. Show me better drawing on a web comic. I dare ya.

And it was late. >.< You can?t expect me to actually read what I wrote. That would just be? too logical.

Originally posted by: irishScott
Lol. Someone respond with a fake pic just to see what happens.

Would have worked? cept I wasn?t really looking for a pic. Just to make sure they actually were alive, or they were creative enough to fake a pic. (I have to give points for creativity.)

Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
run! she's an axe murderer.

But an attractive, gaming, female axe murderer. ^.^

Originally posted by: Xstatic1
i bet she's legit. she looks like a gamer.

Thank you. At least someone believes I?m not a 40 year old pedo. But I don?t exactly know how I look like a gamer.

Originally posted by: illusion88
Fake!

"Can hack and code my way through a computer"
"iBook G4 user

An iBook user wouln't even know the first thing about a command line much less coding and hacking.

Props to you., This was one of the one?s that I was laughing so hard about. Where to begin? First off, because I know Mac, does not mean I do not know and have mastered PC, Windows, Linux, etc. I have just seen the light and know Mac > all. Second, Don?t think I would know a thing about command line or coding? I taught myself HTML and Javascript by the time I was 16 and by 17 I was working with C+. Tell me how do I know how about coding and hacking?


We call it ?Terminal? *gasps*--->>>
Originally posted by: QurazyQuisp
Originally posted by: illusion88
Fake!

"Can hack and code my way through a computer"
"iBook G4 user

An iBook user wouln't even know the first thing about a command line much less coding and hacking.

Surprise! you can use commandline in osx to do pretty much everything you do in the GUI.



Originally posted by: Xyo II
Knows what I'm talking about if I say "I cast magic missles at the darkness! or Roll to see if I'm getting drunk!

Oh, my magic missiles are always fired in the dark. ;)

Wait... AT the darkness? As in, like.......... a black hole?

:D

No. You don?t even get a response because of how many times I have heard that.


Originally posted by: Xstatic1
somebody reply back to her, 'cause only a girl who really knows herself will list all that stuff in her ad.

Really know myself or don?t think about what I?m doing when I?m tired.


Originally posted by: Kelnoen
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Loves pirates (and ninjas equally)
Shens

You MUST pick!!!!

Pirates > Ninjas

I do agree, in cool-ness, Pirates are better than ninjas. The Jolly Rodger in my Apple logo and my door prove so. But if they were to fight, it would depend. Head on ? Pirate would win. Surprise attack, it would go to the ninja.

Originally posted by: Tbirdkid
its a trans...

I somehow think you wish I?m a trans. As a female you know you couldn?t have me.

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Wow. I bet 90% of you guys calling shens and saying "Someone here should respond to see if...." are all actually contacting her. Are you guys really that sad, why can't she be real. If she were, or rather is, then wouldn't the internet be her place of choice to meet "geeks". It's not like you guys flood the bars and clubs.

I actually don?t know how many of them found me through CL or through this thread. But as I can see from most of you guys, they don?t meet girls. We still have coodies.

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
I think the first question is to ask her how big her cock is...

Probably longer than yours and since I don?t have one, I doubt you?ll be getting my pants off anytime soon.

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
I think the first question is to ask her how big her cock is...

She has a rooster?

Harvest Moon for DS. I got 6 of them in the chicken coop.

Originally posted by: Garet Jax

It's an inmate looking for some shower action with whoever responds.

Well, if I am who I say I am, and I?m looking for some shower action with whoever responds, then you must have been one of the emails I received.

But I didn?t know there were computers in jails?

Originally posted by: Soviet
Originally posted by: Xstatic1
somebody reply back to her, 'cause only a girl who really knows herself will list all that stuff in her ad.

Yea cmon i dare one of you to reply. Using this picture!

Oh yeah. That?s sexy. I?d sooooo tap that.

Originally posted by: Chunkee
mistress dork

go and get her....

*bows* I accept my title with pride.

Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: illusion88
Fake!

"Can hack and code my way through a computer"
"iBook G4 user

An iBook user wouln't even know the first thing about a command line much less coding and hacking.

Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: illusion88
Fake!

"Can hack and code my way through a computer"
"iBook G4 user

An iBook user wouln't even know the first thing about a command line much less coding and hacking.

took the words outta my mouth...

"Knows what I'm talking about if I say "I cast magic missles at the darkness! or Roll to see if I'm getting drunk!" "

BTW, anyone have a link to that video of those geeks/nerds playing D&D with them arguing and ******? Man that was funny as hell.

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Originally posted by: Xyo II
Knows what I'm talking about if I say "I cast magic missles at the darkness! or Roll to see if I'm getting drunk!

Oh, my magic missiles are always fired in the dark. ;)

Wait... AT the darkness? As in, like.......... a black hole?

:D

"You are in a dark room, and you hear something in the corner."

"I fire a magic missile into the darkness."

"You can't--you have to have a target for magic missile".

Meh, I'm married, so I can admit to getting that.

Originally posted by: GundamSonicZeroX
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: illusion88
Fake!

"Can hack and code my way through a computer"
"iBook G4 user

An iBook user wouln't even know the first thing about a command line much less coding and hacking.

took the words outta my mouth...

"Knows what I'm talking about if I say "I cast magic missles at the darkness! or Roll to see if I'm getting drunk!" "

BTW, anyone have a link to that video of those geeks/nerds playing D&D with them arguing and ******? Man that was funny as hell.

That was a great flash movie! If she really knows that, she can have me!

Originally posted by: GundamSonicZeroX
I thought she was talking about this: 8-bit DND

Yes, the 8-bit Dnd was what I was quoting from. Points to those who actually got it. If you didn?t, you fail.

Originally posted by: ElFenix
she's a porker

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I think this may be a little more accurate.
http://www.fugly.net/g1/0720.jpg

Originally posted by: AStar617
Why the shens? She's employing the classic fat girl angle shot, seems about par for the course over here.

(link nsfw)

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
shes huge

probably not shens

?Gee thanks. You people must not have girlfriends?

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
She's legit - more pics:
http://happinessaccidentally.com/

And last, yes, that is my website. Was it the email address that gave it away?

Now, if you have any more question about my being real-ness, or that I am in fact female, a gamer, attractive, 18, or anything along that lines, don?t be afraid to contact me. I love making men look like fools of themselves.

km@happinessaccidentally.com

Thank you, good night.
 

uhohs

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oh crap, she showed up. :Q

i never said megatokyo didn't have ok/decent/good art. "emo suxors" would imply i'm talking about the story. fred = wannabe otaku living in emo fantasy land. :Q:)
 
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hah, welcome to ATOT :)

Don't mind the insults, lots of immature kids out there...

Also, go to a lan party if you want to meet fellow geeks- cl will just attract weirdos, like us!

Good luck and be well
 

AaronB

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Impressive. I've never seen an entire group of guys pimp-slapped by a girl before.

As for Lady Kelsey, you have this section on your site titled "Girl's Sleepover". Presumably it should have pics in it.

But it doesn't.

It should have pics.

But it doesn't.

Do you see the problem here?