NuclearNed
Raconteur
A penguin was having some problems with his car, so he took it to the garage to get it repaired. The mechanic told him it would probably be a couple of hours, so he decided to walk across the street to the mall and pass some time.
So he shopped, looked in the stores, then went to Ben & Jerry's to get a snack. Since penguins have only flippers, and no thumbs or fingers, he had difficulty eating and got his sundae all over himself.
A little while later, he went back to the garage.
The mechanic said: "Well, it looks like you blew a seal".
The penguin replied: "No, its just ice cream."
So he shopped, looked in the stores, then went to Ben & Jerry's to get a snack. Since penguins have only flippers, and no thumbs or fingers, he had difficulty eating and got his sundae all over himself.
A little while later, he went back to the garage.
The mechanic said: "Well, it looks like you blew a seal".
The penguin replied: "No, its just ice cream."
