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The part that sucks about a sore throat...

SunnyD

Belgian Waffler
Not sure if it's viral, or strep or whatever. Odds are it's strep, I've been lucky for the past 4 years and haven't gotten it. Up till then it was usually twice a year.

I was thinking how nice it would be to itch the back of my throat, but realized that any attempt to do so would likely result in vomit all over my desk. 🙁 I'm most certain that using the line "I've got a sore throat, would you mind using your tongue to itch it" would result in disgust from most females - as that's about the only way I won't gag...
 
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
You mean you can't scratch it? Itch is not a verb.

ORLY?

6. Informal. to scratch (a part that itches): to itch a mosquito bite.

This is just plain incorrect. You have an itch and then you scratch it. You don't itch an itch. That makes no sense whatsoever.
 
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
You mean you can't scratch it? Itch is not a verb.

ORLY?

6. Informal. to scratch (a part that itches): to itch a mosquito bite.

This is just plain incorrect. You have an itch and then you scratch it. You don't itch an itch. That makes no sense whatsoever.

Okay then, maybe Meriam-Webster would be a more "reputable" source for you.

1 a: to have an itch <her arm itched> b: to produce an itchy sensation <long underwear that itches>
2: to have a restless desire or hankering for something <were itching to go outside>
transitive verb
1: to cause to itch


That is my point entirely. The itch is the sensation...not the thing you do to relieve the sensation.
 
That itch is just draining goo going into your lungs. You'll be able to cough it up in gross chunks soon. Congrats.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
You mean you can't scratch it? Itch is not a verb.

ORLY?

6. Informal. to scratch (a part that itches): to itch a mosquito bite.

This is just plain incorrect. You have an itch and then you scratch it. You don't itch an itch. That makes no sense whatsoever.

Okay then, maybe Meriam-Webster would be a more "reputable" source for you.

1 a: to have an itch <her arm itched> b: to produce an itchy sensation <long underwear that itches>
2: to have a restless desire or hankering for something <were itching to go outside>
transitive verb
1: to cause to itch


That is my point entirely. The itch is the sensation...not the thing you do to relieve the sensation.

Ahh, the English language. It is so useful that you can be both right and oh so wrong at the same time. :beer:
 
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Not sure if it's viral, or strep or whatever. Odds are it's strep, I've been lucky for the past 4 years and haven't gotten it. Up till then it was usually twice a year.

I was thinking how nice it would be to itch the back of my throat, but realized that any attempt to do so would likely result in vomit all over my desk. 🙁 I'm most certain that using the line "I've got a sore throat, would you mind using your tongue to itch it" would result in disgust from most females - as that's about the only way I won't gag...

too easy...
 
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
You mean you can't scratch it? Itch is not a verb.

ORLY?

6. Informal. to scratch (a part that itches): to itch a mosquito bite.

This is just plain incorrect. You have an itch and then you scratch it. You don't itch an itch. That makes no sense whatsoever.

Okay then, maybe Meriam-Webster would be a more "reputable" source for you.

1 a: to have an itch <her arm itched> b: to produce an itchy sensation <long underwear that itches>
2: to have a restless desire or hankering for something <were itching to go outside>
transitive verb
1: to cause to itch


That is my point entirely. The itch is the sensation...not the thing you do to relieve the sensation.

Ahh, the English language. It is so useful that you can be both right and oh so wrong at the same time. :beer:

I'm not wrong though, you are. 😛😉
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
You mean you can't scratch it? Itch is not a verb.

ORLY?

6. Informal. to scratch (a part that itches): to itch a mosquito bite.

This is just plain incorrect. You have an itch and then you scratch it. You don't itch an itch. That makes no sense whatsoever.

Okay then, maybe Meriam-Webster would be a more "reputable" source for you.

1 a: to have an itch <her arm itched> b: to produce an itchy sensation <long underwear that itches>
2: to have a restless desire or hankering for something <were itching to go outside>
transitive verb
1: to cause to itch


That is my point entirely. The itch is the sensation...not the thing you do to relieve the sensation.

Ahh, the English language. It is so useful that you can be both right and oh so wrong at the same time. :beer:

I'm not wrong though, you are. 😛😉

But alas, I'm not wrong either, you are. Let's both be wrong and right together.
 
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
You mean you can't scratch it? Itch is not a verb.

ORLY?

6. Informal. to scratch (a part that itches): to itch a mosquito bite.

This is just plain incorrect. You have an itch and then you scratch it. You don't itch an itch. That makes no sense whatsoever.

Okay then, maybe Meriam-Webster would be a more "reputable" source for you.

1 a: to have an itch <her arm itched> b: to produce an itchy sensation <long underwear that itches>
2: to have a restless desire or hankering for something <were itching to go outside>
transitive verb
1: to cause to itch


That is my point entirely. The itch is the sensation...not the thing you do to relieve the sensation.

Ahh, the English language. It is so useful that you can be both right and oh so wrong at the same time. :beer:

I'm not wrong though, you are. 😛😉

But alas, I'm not wrong either, you are. Let's both be wrong and right together.

gheydar going off
 
Originally posted by: Tiamat
Sore throat is a terrible thing especially when it causes a dry cough which makes it worse.

i drink water almost non-stop when i feel like that. cough lozenges and whatever are good, but drinking a lot of water seems to do me much better
 
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Not sure if it's viral, or strep or whatever. Odds are it's strep, I've been lucky for the past 4 years and haven't gotten it. Up till then it was usually twice a year.

I was thinking how nice it would be to itch the back of my throat, but realized that any attempt to do so would likely result in vomit all over my desk. 🙁 I'm most certain that using the line "I've got a sore throat, would you mind using your tongue to itch it" would result in disgust from most females - as that's about the only way I won't gag...

too easy...

you 'itch him' first and I'll have a go after you're done😉
 
Eat dry crackers, crush up with tongue, use dry rough cracker bits as an abrasive to "scratch" with.

Helps a little bit, although it is temporary 🙁
 
Seriously though, I actually ended up buying a humidifier for my throat problem (been coughing non stop. You should try one out.


<---been VERY ill lately.
 
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