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the part of sitting in traffic is.....

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gregshin

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the best part is when all of sudden there is a HOT babe behind ya and you got your sunglasses on :evil:

the worst part is when some junked old car that needs its brakes done suddenly cuts that hot babe behind ya off and you never see that hot babe in traffic again :thumbsdown:
 
And the whole time, she's wondering why the creep in front of her can't keep up with traffic...it's because he's masterbating as he peers into his rear-view mirror.
 
i hate it when theres a hot babe checkin you out a couple cars away, then traffic starts moving and a few idiots get between you until you and hot babe are no longer in sight of each other...

:tear;
 
The best part of sitting in traffic is spotting it while you're on the bridge about to turn onto the ramp, cancelling your turn signal and taking the back road.

The worst part of sitting in traffic is when it starts when you're 15 freaking miles from the next exit.
 
The best part of sitting in traffic is: Wasting your precious little time on earth rotting behind the wheel of a car.

The worst part is: ....I think I just answered the wrong question.
 
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: OdiN
What do you need sunglasses for... heh
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For staring with impunity.
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And why can't you do it without sunglasses? What's she gonna do...ram your car?
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No. Just start to feel really uncomfortable, I'd imagine.
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If someone oggling you in their rear view mirror makes you uncomfortable, I'd hate to think what goes through your head when I'm sitting there at a stop light with my arms up and hands behind my head, relaxing.
 
Originally posted by: Freejack2
The best part of sitting in traffic is leaving after 9 so I don't have to sit in traffic.
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I chose to go to school where I am beause of the fact that no matter what, I'm driving against rush hour traffic (okay, that's not my sole determinant, but it did play an, albeit small, role)
 
Honestly, the only sort of good thing I can think of about traffic is it allows me to vent all of my anger. While I'm in traffic I am almost constantly swearing...I swear so much while driving that I actually get frustrated I can't constuct a semi tangible sentence with more swears in it.

For instance, "Fvcking sh|tbag whorefvck morons! Get fvcking moving you braindead fvcktard assholes! Fvcking assface sh|theads" is pretty good...but I can't think of a way to cram any more swears in there. I know I've done well if my rage makes me start laughing.
 
Originally posted by: mitmot
traffic is a part of life. get over it and move on. 😛
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Don't really have traffic problems where I live. Well...the main street here is ridiculous at lunch time but other than that not too bad....they need to widen it to 3 lanes on each side instead of 2.
 
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