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The P&N Party: Pick your candidates

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Under the presumption that the average person, being uncorrupted or less corrupted by party politics and special interests, might very well do better than our incumbents and electable candidates, nominate here!

AT P&N Party Nominees for Presidential Candidate
Candidate Name / Candidate's Pick for VP
Orsorum
nakedfrog / Moonbeam
jpeyton / Craig234
Renob
Moonbeam
Perry404 / bamacre
Rainsford / Butterbean
dmcowen674 / Bowfinger
JS80
WhipperSnapper
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AT P&N Party Nominees for Senate
State / Candidate
WA / Zenmervolt
CA / EpsiIon
AZ / Eeezee
MI / WhipperSnapper
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AT P&N Party Nominees for House of Representatives
State / Candidate
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- "Candidates" should issue statements if they feel like it. 😉
- If you nominate for Senate or House, include the state!

We're getting a decent list of candidates, maybe we'll hold an "election" and then see how our "representatives" vote on the actual issues. Can find out if our country or the real country goes down the drain faster.

Not doing other positions because they're either appointed or it's too much work to organize the info in the OP. But feel free to suggest in the thread. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I nominate myself for President, with Moonbeam as my running mate.
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You do realize that the VP becomes president when the president is assassinated even if the VP assassinates him?
 
I nominate myself for President, with Dirk Nowitzki as my VP and Jason Kidd as my campaign manager.

We're a team of Mavericks, and we're going to shake up Worshington.
 
Originally posted by: jpeyton
I nominate myself for President, with Dirk Nowitzki as my VP and Jason Kidd as my campaign manager.

We're a team of Mavericks, and we're going to shake up Worshington.
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Gosh. That would be swell. You betcha!
 
Originally posted by: Craig234
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I nominate myself for President, with Moonbeam as my running mate.
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You do realize that the VP becomes president when the president is assassinated even if the VP assassinates him?
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I'm crazy... crazy like an otter!
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I nominate myself for President, with Moonbeam as my running mate.
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Moonbeam would be perfect for White House Press Secretary, but I'd vote for this ticket too 🙂
 
I nominate Myself as president with either PC Surgeon or bamacre as my vp.

Don't think I'm going to give you anything though.
Instead I'm going to teach you to be self-sufficient.


Don't worry I don't expect many votes.
 
Originally posted by: Perry404
I nominate Myself as president with either PC Surgeon or bamacre as my vp.

Don't think I'm going to give you anything though.
Instead I'm going to teach you to be self-sufficient.


Don't worry I don't expect many votes.
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I nominate you for Minister of Space.
 
Originally posted by: jpeyton
I nominate myself for President, with Dirk Nowitzki as my VP and Jason Kidd as my campaign manager.

We're a team of Mavericks, and we're going to shake up Worshington.
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Wow; even in a "fun" thread you're still a douche.
 
Rainsford for president, cause he always looks at things very calmly and logically.
Butterbean for VP, cause it would be the perfect "crazy" yin to Rainsford's "reasonable" yang.
 
Originally posted by: Sinsear
Originally posted by: jpeyton
I nominate myself for President, with Dirk Nowitzki as my VP and Jason Kidd as my campaign manager.

We're a team of Mavericks, and we're going to shake up Worshington.
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Wow; even in a "fun" thread you're still a douche.
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:thumbsup: Another sign of success.
 
(for just funny bits, last 2 lines)

I nominate myself for senator of AZ. I grew up there for all of my life, I went to school there, and it is my home. I love Arizona.

I'll represent Arizona's interests in energy policy decisions. We have a vast reservoir of untapped energy that could benefit the entire country with the right investment: the sun. We have the highest solar intensity per square foot in the nation. By investing in solar power, Arizona will be doing its part to make America an energy independent nation and to reduce our nation's greenhouse emissions. Current technology is rated at providing electricity at a cheaper rate than nuclear power and on par with coal power.

I will support education initiatives that will pull Arizona out of the bottom of the barrel. The No Child Left Behind act had devastating effects on education scores in our state. We need to scrap that and

I will reel in excessive government spending. The Republicans in control of the Senate have recklessly inflated our government to an unprecedented size. This needs to end. If we seek to reduce our ever inflating deficit, we need to put a stop to this immediately.

I'm not married, so there will be no scandal if I get caught screwing an intern. America wins! YOU win!

Eeezee for AZ Senator 2008! A vote for Eeezee is a vote for the troops!
 
Originally posted by: Juddog
President: jpeyton
VP: Craig234
Press secretary: Moonbeam
Secretary of Defense: Red Dawn
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Who's Sec of State because I'm gonna need a passport stat 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Juddog
President: jpeyton
VP: Craig234
Press secretary: Moonbeam
Secretary of Defense: Red Dawn
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Hey you forgot:
Campaign finance manager: Legendkiller
Secretary of state: Harvey
Polling manager: dmcowen674


Dream Team???


 
Originally posted by: jonks
Originally posted by: Juddog
President: jpeyton
VP: Craig234
Press secretary: Moonbeam
Secretary of Defense: Red Dawn
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Who's Sec of State because I'm gonna need a passport stat 🙂
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New list:

President: jpeyton
VP: Craig234
Press secretary: Moonbeam
Secretary of Defense: Red Dawn
Secretary of State: Jonks
Campaign finance manager: Legendkiller
Polling manager: dmcowen674
Attorney General: Harvey
 
I dunno, I think LK would do better chairing The Fed.
 
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