The Origin of Christmas

[Mr. Lennon]

I decided to Google the history of Christmas for the hell of it. I always knew it originated from some festival, but I had no clue how violent it was. 1 week of lawlessness with healthy doses of murder, rape, and Jew hating.

http://www.simpletoremember.com/vitals/Christmas_TheRealStory.htm

Merry Christmas

 

[alkemyst]

Fucking awesome!

 

[Blackjack200]

That's pretty much how I celebrate it today.

 

[techs]

I just skimmed. I have to hurry. I am guarding a home from the Jews who are coming to drink Christian babies blood.

Could you summarize it for me?

 

[DangerAardvark]

I just skimmed. I have to hurry. I am guarding a home from the Jews who are coming to drink Christian babies blood.

Could you summarize it for me?

Yeah. On December 25th (that's right, Jesus was already using the Gregorian calendar) Jesus was born. Then Santa Clause was born from the very same vagina. The two babies declared the day a federal holiday and then totally made out.

 

[techs]

Yeah. On December 25th (that's right, Jesus was already using the Gregorian calendar) Jesus was born. Then Santa Clause was born from the very same vagina. The two babies declared the day a federal holiday and then totally made out.

Pics?