The ***orificial*** earwax thread

[IronWing]

An unnamed poster expressed disappointment over the lack of an earwax thread so I've created this thread in the interest of member retention. Please keep it clean.

 

[chitwood]

someone post a clip of that Mythbusters where they tried to build a real candle out of human earwax, and Grant Imahara started dry heaving.

 

[Mayne]

I recently had a blocked ear for a good solid 2 weeks. probably the best 2 weeks of my life. If i lay on my side I could not hear the dog upstairs.

 

[zinfamous]

I recently had a blocked ear for a good solid 2 weeks. probably the best 2 weeks of my life. If i lay on my side I could not hear the dog upstairs.

the dog wasn't telling you to murder your neighbors, was he?

 

[Mayne]

the dog wasn't telling you to murder your neighbors, was he?

uhmm nope. That voice was inside my head..not a dog 'wooofing woofing woofing" for hours on end.

 

[thestrangebrew1]

someone post a clip of that Mythbusters where they tried to build a real candle out of human earwax, and Grant Imahara started dry heaving.

This sounds disgusting. I'm kinda intrigued...

 

[BudAshes]

uhmm nope. That voice was inside my head..not a dog 'wooofing woofing woofing" for hours on end.

It's too bad no one has invented plugs for your ears. Million dollar idea right there.

 

[Mayne]

why should I have to drive my bike all the way over to home depot and put in collapsible material in my fucking ears. fuck that shit.

 

[WelshBloke]

someone post a clip of that Mythbusters where they tried to build a real candle out of human earwax, and Grant Imahara started dry heaving.

Where the fuck do you get that much earwax from?

 

[Mayne]

Where the fuck do you get that much earwax from?

My ear. I used up 40 qtips both ends and i'm still not done yet.

 

[BxgJ]

why should I have to drive my bike all the way over to home depot and put in collapsible material in my fucking ears. fuck that shit.

So you never leave your house for any other reason, during which time you could pick them up? Hmmmm.....

 

[BxgJ]

My ear. I used up 40 qtips both ends and i'm still not done yet.

Wtf lol, do it more than once a decade.

 

[Mayne]

some people have a predilication to ear wax. so i'm told.

 

[zinfamous]

why should I have to drive my bike all the way over to home depot and put in collapsible material in my fucking ears. fuck that shit.

you could probably get them at your local drugstore/liquor store/donut shop.

 

[Mayne]

you could probably get them at your local drugstore/liquor store/donut shop.

i could do that but i still need to cry about going blind from allergies.

 

[master_shake_]

my right ear was so full of wax that it took 3 doctors visits, 3 weeks, olive oi,l and flushing it out twice so i could hear again.

the horror, the horror.

 

[zinfamous]

i could do that but i still need to cry about going blind from allergies.

you're not going blind from allergies. that's the MeOH poisoning from your bathtub gin.

 

[zinfamous]

my right ear was so full of wax that it took 3 doctors visits, 3 weeks, olive oi,l and flushing it out twice so i could hear again.

the horror, the horror.

do you have a video of that?

 

[Mayne]

my right ear was so full of wax that it took 3 doctors visits, 3 weeks, olive oi,l and flushing it out twice so i could hear again.

the horror, the horror.

I had my doctor stop what he was doing and walk over to me "Jimmy, look at that shit in the bottle" no joke..apparently he collected mine and had another doctor come in and comment on the amount.

 

[master_shake_]

i don't have a video...

it was pretty bad though.

 

[Mayne]

I have to say it was all a result of the worst fucking flu in the history of flu's hit my household...I think we all died a long painful death that year...it all fucked our ears bigtime.

 

[Mayne]

you guys ever have a flu that completely rocked your world?

 

[Mayne]

I remember dreaming that i can only cure my flu if i was healthy, such a long disturbing dream.

 

[Mayne]

spent most of the night covered in hot sweat. good times.

 

[Mayne]

that slimey sweat you only get from around your neck.