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A friend gave me the regular one and it was good but right before Christmas my bro-in-law and I were in the mall and a woman asked to demonstrate on us. Her low cut shirt didn't help. We each bought one...
 
Originally posted by: Sanjoelo
Originally posted by: DigDug
Which means there a whole shiteload of American idiots.
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With you as their outspoken leader.
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Absolutely! But at least I don't try and pass myself off as European.
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Then next time, save everyone a few keystrokes and avoid any arguments by typing: I'm an idiot.
 
I am not a European, and I don't play one on TV. But I do live here, and I must say that these things are evil, people are wearing them everywhere, and you sometimes have to step over the bodies of overpleasured people passed out on the street.

Guys in long overcoats try to lure you in the corner to sell you souped-up versions that plug directly into 220 Volts, and now you can even get ones that plug into the cigarette lighter in your car.

The government is trying to pass legislation to make these illegal to wear while operating a moving vehicle. But they do seem to be a cure for road rage.

I say we should leave these in Europe.



 
Originally posted by: Adam8281
I have one of these things, although my model isn't called "orgasmatron," but rather "the octopus"! I like it pretty well, but IMO, associating the massager with the word "orgasm" is a blatant case of false advertising. You can find these things really cheap on Ebay, I got my "Octopus" for like $4.95+$5 shipping on Ebay. I was idealistic when I bought it: I hoped my wife might like it so much that I would no longer have to give her head massages manually, but alas, she still wants the real deal.
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Damn, thats the first thought that came to mind, not having to give manual massages anymore. Too bad it doesn't work.
 
Hmm I was thinking this was that female sex saddle thing, forget the name, seen a couple pics of it... 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Adam8281I like it pretty well, but IMO, associating the massager with the word "orgasm" is a blatant case of false advertising.
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Oh I don't know about that... 😛
Originally posted by: Adam8281
You can find these things really cheap on Ebay, I got my "Octopus" for like $4.95+$5 shipping on Ebay. I was idealistic when I bought it: I hoped my wife might like it so much that I would no longer have to give her head massages manually, but alas, she still wants the real deal.
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Tell your wife it's her turn to start giving "head" massages.
 
Originally posted by: VaG
Originally posted by: Sanjoelo
Originally posted by: DigDug
Which means there a whole shiteload of American idiots.
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With you as their outspoken leader.
Click to expand...

Absolutely! But at least I don't try and pass myself off as European.
Click to expand...


Then next time, save everyone a few keystrokes and avoid any arguments by typing: I'm an idiot.
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Judging by your post history, Vag, you could have saved yourself a couple of years by doing the same. Tool.

 
Originally posted by: cmed
I am not a European, and I don't play one on TV. But I do live here, and I must say that these things are evil, people are wearing them everywhere, and you sometimes have to step over the bodies of overpleasured people passed out on the street.

Guys in long overcoats try to lure you in the corner to sell you souped-up versions that plug directly into 220 Volts, and now you can even get ones that plug into the cigarette lighter in your car.

The government is trying to pass legislation to make these illegal to wear while operating a moving vehicle. But they do seem to be a cure for road rage.

I say we should leave these in Europe.
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Damn, I -was- wrong. Now I've gotta buy all that stuff that begins with "Euro" in the U.S. department stores. I guess the "Made In Pakistan" stickers are erroneous.
 
Originally posted by: Sanjoelo

Judging by your post history, Vag, you could have saved yourself a couple of years by doing the same. Tool.
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I can't imagine a better defense than just allowing you to continue speaking.

 
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