The ONION

[So]

:laugh:


<---- going to hell.

 

[keeleysam]

:Q

 

[xSkyDrAx]

:Q:Q

 

[BrokenVisage]

Too bad it IS The Oinion..

 

[So]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Too bad it IS The Oinion..

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Too bad it IS The Oinion..

 

[Mrvile]

 

[xSauronx]

did you guys break it? i saw the main page and headline...clickety click, and it says i dont have permission to access /? wtf?

now i cant even load the main page :/

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
did you guys break it? i saw the main page and headline...clickety click, and it says i dont have permission to access /? wtf?

now i cant even load the main page :/

Exactly, The Onion is absolute garbage to answer the above looks of confusion.

 

[pray4mojo]

its borken!

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: xSauronx
did you guys break it? i saw the main page and headline...clickety click, and it says i dont have permission to access /? wtf?

now i cant even load the main page :/

Exactly, The Onion is absolute garbage to answer the above looks of confusion.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

 

[CrackRabbit]

Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of Houston

HOUSTON?Evacuees from the overheated, filth-encrusted wreckage of the New Orleans Superdome were bussed to the humid, 110-degree August heat and polluted air of Houston last week, in a move that many are resisting. "Please, God, not Houston. Anyplace but Houston," said one woman, taking shelter under an overpass. "The food there is awful, and the weather is miserable. And the traffic?it's like some engineer was making a sick joke." Authorities apologized for transporting survivors to a city "barely better in any respect," but said the blistering-hot, oil-soaked Texas city was in fact slightly better, and that casualties due to gunfire would be no worse.

:laugh:

 

[saxophonoia]

wow......this could be the best headline on the onion ever.

 

[laurenlex]

I tried to cut and paste the whole article. When I replied I had a mutha fvcking goddnmd censored word in there.

I give up.

It's funny though.

 

[grrl]

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server.

 

[xSauronx]

hey it works for me!

wait

i cant read the second page?

meh

 

[Whisper]

White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

NEW ORLEANS?Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of shopping districts have reported seeing African­Americans "looting snacks and beer from damaged businesses." "I was in the abandoned Wal-Mart gathering an air mattress so I could float out the potato chips, beef jerky, and Budweiser I'd managed to find," said white survivor Lars Wrightson, who had carefully selected foodstuffs whose salt and alcohol content provide protection against contamination. "Then I look up, and I see a whole family of [African-Americans] going straight for the booze. Hell, you could see they had already looted a fortune in diapers." Radio stations still in operation are advising store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against marauding blacks looting gun shops.

heh heh heh

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

The Onion is frickin' priceless.

 

[andylawcc]

aren't they making "The Onion" movie?

one line from it...

an anchorman speaks:
"Studies Find, Depression are more prone to Losers."

 

[IonYou]

Originally posted by: andylawcc
aren't they making "The Onion" movie?

one line from it...

an anchorman speaks:
"Studies Find, Depression are more prone to Losers."

Engrish much? The onion isn't that bad at English. It might read Losers are more prone to depression, but not the other way around, unless they are trying to depress me on the state of public educashun.