The Officially Unofficial Spew Whatever Nucking Futs Thought Is On Your Mind Thread!

[HappyFace]

As I was sitting here, picking at finger nail dirt particles, I thought to myself, "Gee, wouldn't an 'Officially Unofficial Spew Whatever Nucking Futs Thought Is On Your Mind Thread' be swell?" It may seem like your ordinary NEF thread, but I can assure you it is not. NEF threads don't have weird catchy titles, therefore this cannot be labeled a NEF thread. Furthermore, having claimed the title of Diamond Member - it is obvious that I am superior to most of you in every aspect. This includes a greater physical attraction factor, extra ordinary bodily strength, intellectual prowess, and most importantly - extremely clean finger nails.

What to do: Simply say whatever it is that's on your mind, preferably something we can use as gossip, or for blackmail purposes. There is one catch! Your post must somehow be related to the previous thought.

(For example: if Joe User posts concerning his home knitting project - User Bob may write about yarn or home projects, but unfortunately is forbidden from explaining salmon mating practices.)

If you are mentally void of thought, this thread does not apply to you. Please find the current NEF thread for your posting pleasure.

 

[Looney]

Damn i'm tired... almost 6am here, and still havne't slept. Contemplating whether i should go workout or masturbate and sleep. Decisions, decisions, decisions.

 

[Entity]

Individuals, in the Foucaultian sense of the world, are created; they are not intrinsic. As we seek individuality, we define ourselves in terms of our surrounding environment; in doing this, we continue to subject ourselves to the silent, invisible power that is Panopticism. Consequently, reinforcement of this power ? as is seen in the movie High School, and throughout our lives ? also serves to ?make? us, in terms of creating our personality. We carve a niche, of some sort, in our world; in doing so, we accept the reality of our surroundings as our only reality, and are used as the ?instruments? of power.

 

[DuffmanOhYeah]

Cruciatus in crucem. Inimicus cremo in crucem

 

[dc]

it's 3am, and i won't be sleeping for a while. i have finals this week, but i also have to edit stuff for the fansub group i'm part of. SUCK. lol. oh well, who needs school and finals.

time to watch 6 more episodes of anime to watch to get caught up before i can start editting. gah. lol.

WAI......

 

[glen]

Keep the Black Jesus action figure away from the Barbie.

 

[dc]

oh yeah. YATTA!!!!!

EVERYONE GO WATCH YATTA. lol

 

[Looney]

Ok, i've decided... i'm going to go masturbate.

 

[BatmanNate]

Three cheers for masterbation....

hip hip, Hooray!!

 

[FreeAgent]

Can one of you guys click on the My Rig link and tell me if its working I've been having difficulties.

 

[Looney]

Not working... you have double http's.

 

[FreeAgent]

Thanks I noticed that and corrected it why is it still doing that?

I went back and fixed it again. It worked thanks

 

[Looney]

It's fine now.

 

[cressida]

worried ...

 

[FreeAgent]

worried ...


Why is that?

 

[compudog]

"Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimbal in the wabe.
All mimsy were the burrow groves and the mome raths outgrabe.
Beware the Jabberwock my son! The jaws that bit the claws that catch.
Beware the Jubjub bird and shun the frumious Bandersnatch."

Anyone pick up ther verse?

 

[FreeAgent]

First I would have to understand the dialogue. My mind doesn't think thoughts in verse please explain that. It sounds rather interesting.

 

[BoberFett]

You wanna get nuts? Come on, let's get nuts! - Batman

 

[Jfur]

so then the herbaceous woody dicot with the really big scar and blackened sap asked me for a recommendation, but I didn't want to kill it to get paper, so I asked if an e-reference was ok...

 

[BoberFett]

I was playing a game with some friends a few weeks ago and I got the question "What is the first word of Jabberwocky?"

Easy enough, I said "Twas."

Everyone looked at me kind of strange.

One person asked how I knew that so I started quoting it "Twas brillig and the slithy toves..." and everyone looked at me like I had a tree growing out of my forehead.

I guess I figured more people would have heard of it.

 

[Looney]

If i ever had to stab somebody, i think i would stab them in the anus. Imagine trying to take a dump after having that stitched up? I'd imagine you would need to be on a liquid diet for awhile.

EDIT: Spelling error... still have not slept!

 

[cherrytwist]

I wonder how much porn Bill Clinton has on his PC and how much of it is "cigar porn".

 

[Looney]

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!"
- Jack Handey

 

[VTHodge]

My HS drama teacher was obsessed with "Jabberwocky". I never quite got the point. I find it kind of annoying.

 

[yakko]