The official YO MOMMA THREAD

[aphex]

Yo momma's so poor, her front and back door are on the same hinge.

 

[Croton]

Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAA

 

[ShadowHunter]

BUMP! I love the YO MOMMA jokes!

 

[VirusDub]

What's the difference between yo mamma and a B-52? Not everyone's been in the cockpit of a B-52.

 

[Koing]

Yo mamma is so fat when she has sex with your dad she burns her ass on the lightbulb!!

Love them guys

 

[EBM]

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it reads "to be continued"

Yo mama's so fat, she has to wear a wide load sign on her back.

 

[EBM]

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn !!"

 

[John]

[*]Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

[*]Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

[*]Yo Mamma is so fat,
people jog around her for exercise!

[*]Yo Mamma is so fat,
it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet.

[*]Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her dentist treats her by mail-order.

[*]Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the elephant man paid to see her.

[*]Yo Mamma is so stupid,
at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.

[*]Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

[*]Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

[*]Yo Mamma is so stupid,
that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

 

[Madcowz]

Yo mama's so old she farts dust!

Yo mama's so greasy she sweats crisco!

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Yo mama's so fat i did her and rolled over twice and was still on da bitch!

i dunno why i think that one's so funny but it's my favorite

 

[TheBullGod]

Yo Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Whats the difference between Yo Momma, and Delta Airlines? About 2 pounds.

 

[fatalbert]

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own zip code.

he he

good thread