The official YO MOMMA THREAD

[ShadowHunter]

I'll start:

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, ?Hey it comes with cable!?

 

[Croton]

Yo momma so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery!

 

[GodBlessTheUSA]

You're so ugly, that when you were born... Instead of smacking you, the doctor smacked yo momma

 

[AkumaBao]

Your momma like a turtle once she's on her back, she's screwed.

 

[AkumaBao]

Yo mamma's teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down!

 

[pulse8]

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, that when she smiles, everyone slows down!

hahahaha! damn...only a few seconds short!

 

[AkumaBao]

Yo mamma so fat, for her high school pictures they had to take an arial shot.

 

[Foxymophandle]

Yer momma's so cross-eyed, when she cries, tears roll down her back.

-fmh-

 

[AkumaBao]

You momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow!

 

[MrCodeDude]

Yo momma so fat that she went out with high heels and came back with flip flops.
-- mrcodedude

 

[jlarsson]

Yo mama's so nasty, she has to remove the string from her tampon to keep her crabs from bungee jumping.

 

[AkumaBao]

Yo mamma like a race car drivers, burns four rubbers in one night!

 

[AkumaBao]

Yo mamma's so gross, she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.

 

[AkumaBao]

Yo mamma's so dumb, when you said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl!

 

[djheater]

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, I can't believe they not butta.

Yo momma's so fat and so black, when she was standing in front of the house I hit her with my car cause I thought she was the driveway.

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

 

[AkumaBao]

Yo mamma's like the front door knob, everyvody gets a turn!


Ok, I think that's all of them

 

[Croton]

Yo momma so fat, she uses a VCR for a pager.

 

[Geekbabe]

This momma see's lots of guys who need to be given some serious household chores to do

 

[jlarsson]

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, stick three fingers in her, throw her away, and she always comes back for more.

 

[ShadowHunter]

Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

[flamewar alert]Yo momma is so dumb, she's only marginally smarter than your president![/flamewar alert]

 

[KeyserSoze]

Yo mama is so fat, she got baptized as SeaWorld.





KeyserSoze

 

[MrCodeDude]

<< Yo mamma's like the front door knob, everyvody gets a turn!


Ok, I think that's all of them >>


But we want more
-- mrcodedude

 

[GoodToGo]

YO MOMMA so stupid, she jumped out of the window and went up.

YO MOMMA OSAMA!!!

 

[Tomek]

Yo momma is so fat she gets stuck in her dreams.