The **OFFICIAL** Worlds Funniest Joke

[hevnsnt]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn?t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ?My friend is dead! What can I do?? The operator says: ?Calm down, I can help. First, let?s make sure he?s dead.?

"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ?OK, now what??"

Proof

Dr Wiseman said the joke was interesting because it worked across many different countries and appealed to men and women and young and old alike.

"Many of the jokes submitted received higher ratings from certain groups of people, but this one had real universal appeal.

"Also, we find jokes funny for lots of different reasons. They sometimes make us feel superior to others, reduce the emotional impact of anxiety-provoking situations or surprise us because of some kind of incongruity. The hunters joke contained all three elements."

 

[Kalvin00]

heh

 

[Tylanner]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
heh

Lies you nef

 

[monk3y]

Hmmm... I never was like the rest of the world.

 

[Mik3y]

um, that is teh not funnay.

 

[Kipper]

Hahaha...

 

[DainBramaged]

Funny the first few times I heard it.

 

[suse920]

not funny