well, ok, it's a parody thread, becuase it's my thread, but this is really an true issue. Serious.
Here goes. So my GF and I recently started...ya know. Boinking. Whatever you want to call it. Now I'm not going to be like poon boy and get all exiteable, I'd like to think I'm more mature than that. But there's this bizzare...if maybe amusing...issue. Maybe you guys will get a kick out of it.
we're both still in high school, both still living with our folks. Don't worry, it's legal, and NO. no pics. don't ask. so you can imaging that finding...opportunities... is a bit difficult, since there's almost never an occasion when we can get together without one of our parents getting suspicious (that's a talk I'd really rather not have...my folks are wierd) or wondering why the car smells funny. Nevertheless, a couple weeks ago, the stars aligned properly enough and we did the deed in my room. now after we'd cleaned up, we had to throw the soiled kleenex and the condom away, so I stuffed it all in a shopping bag and put it about halfway down my trash can. Shouldn't be noticable, right? Well....the next day I get back from school and go up to my room...and the bag was pulled out of the trash, the condom is on the floor, and all the soiled kleenex are shreaded in an 8ft. radius around the trash can. the family dog had that guilty look they get when they did something wrong. that's right, the family dog sniffed out the sexual paraphenailia, shreded it, and left a huge mess. Now I didn't think much of this, other than being very wierded out, but I cleaned it up and didn't mention it to my folks. But then it happened again, only this time the shreded material was from when I was...practicing...
I'm really at a loss here...do dogs sniff out hormones and such? It's really wierd.
Here goes. So my GF and I recently started...ya know. Boinking. Whatever you want to call it. Now I'm not going to be like poon boy and get all exiteable, I'd like to think I'm more mature than that. But there's this bizzare...if maybe amusing...issue. Maybe you guys will get a kick out of it.
we're both still in high school, both still living with our folks. Don't worry, it's legal, and NO. no pics. don't ask. so you can imaging that finding...opportunities... is a bit difficult, since there's almost never an occasion when we can get together without one of our parents getting suspicious (that's a talk I'd really rather not have...my folks are wierd) or wondering why the car smells funny. Nevertheless, a couple weeks ago, the stars aligned properly enough and we did the deed in my room. now after we'd cleaned up, we had to throw the soiled kleenex and the condom away, so I stuffed it all in a shopping bag and put it about halfway down my trash can. Shouldn't be noticable, right? Well....the next day I get back from school and go up to my room...and the bag was pulled out of the trash, the condom is on the floor, and all the soiled kleenex are shreaded in an 8ft. radius around the trash can. the family dog had that guilty look they get when they did something wrong. that's right, the family dog sniffed out the sexual paraphenailia, shreded it, and left a huge mess. Now I didn't think much of this, other than being very wierded out, but I cleaned it up and didn't mention it to my folks. But then it happened again, only this time the shreded material was from when I was...practicing...
I'm really at a loss here...do dogs sniff out hormones and such? It's really wierd.
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