I love the SB fanboys (employees?) that crash the X-Meridian thread. First, it's EAX 3+. Then it's analog SQ. Then digital SQ. Then connectivity. "Oh no, spanked again. Did we mention EAX?"
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Coming soon: SB X-Fi FanboiXXXtreme!!!
MSRP: $500
Our latest re-hash of Aureal's technology!
With a price like that, it's gotta be good for a few fps, right?
Our patanted Magic Resampling can make a bum banging on a garbage can sound like The Boston Pops.
"When I heard Edison's Mary had a Little Lamb played on the SB X-Fi FanboiXXXtreme!!!, I finally knew what real music sounded like. Now excuse me, I'm going to smash my Stradivarius before shooting myself and my family." -Quincy Jones
World-class support with our biennial 600MB DRM updates!
*Due to circumstances beyond our control, SB X-Fi FanboiXXXtreme!!! may not be compatible with x86 computers.
*S/N figures were made up by a partially retarded monkey, and do not acurately reflect the performance of SB X-Fi FanboiXXXtreme!!!. If someone should notice, we'll offer them up to $60 off of their next SB sound card purchase.