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shilala

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
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5/13/05
Sold 2 ducks, 11 chickens, and a 15 gallon rubber tub.
Woooooo-doaggie!!!
5/14/05
Not a chicken went out the door today. Sold 3 lousy ducks.
Is it some sort of anti-chicken holiday today that I'm not privvy to?
I'm gonna have to put a hold on the beach house if this shyt keeps up. :(
5/15/05
I had my first two victims already today. A Mom and her daughter took two little banty peeps home. Things are lookin up. :)
 
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aplefka

Lifer
Feb 29, 2004
12,014
2
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Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: aplefka
What... the... fvck...?
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This thread is the sequel. Chicken Selling II if you will.
Here lies the original.
It's fast paced, cutting edge, sue-your-neighbor entertainment.
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I see. Not-so-funny story, my old next door neighbors are getting sued by the people who bought their house because they say my old neighbors didn't warn them that I play bass loud every night supposedly and that the school district here is sh1tty.

Back to your chicken-selling.
 
shilala

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
11,437
1
76
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: aplefka
What... the... fvck...?
Click to expand...
This thread is the sequel. Chicken Selling II if you will.
Here lies the original.
It's fast paced, cutting edge, sue-your-neighbor entertainment.
Click to expand...

I see. Not-so-funny story, my old next door neighbors are getting sued by the people who bought their house because they say my old neighbors didn't warn them that I play bass loud every night supposedly and that the school district here is sh1tty.

Back to your chicken-selling.
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Your new neighbors are kinda assholes, aren't they?
Sorry, I didn't know about that. Hope it irons out okay!!!

 
Baked

Baked

Lifer
Dec 28, 2004
36,052
17
81
Oh good I found you. Need to up my order to 3 chickens. You got any 4 week olds? I don't want the old chickens, those are tough and dry. I want the young, tender and juicy chickens.
 
sao123

sao123

Lifer
May 27, 2002
12,653
205
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Gohon: Wanna buy a duck?
Joy: A what??
Gohon: A duck
Joy: Does it quack?
Gohon: **duh tone** Of course is quacks!
Joy: Hold on! **turns to Adam** Wanna buy a duck?
Adam: A what?
Joy: A what?
Gohon: A duck!
Joy: A duck
Adam: does it quack?
Joy: Does it quack??
Gohon: Of COURSE it quacks.....
Joy: Of COURSE it quacks....
Adam: Hold on a second....**turns of Pan** Wanna buy a duck?
Pan: A what??
Adam: A what??
Joy: A what??
Gohon: A duck!
Joy: A duck!
Adam: A duck!
Pan: Does it quack?
Adam: Does it quack?
Joy: Does it quack?
Gohon: **annoyed** of COURSE it quacks!!
Joy: **immitating Gohon** Of COURSE it quacks!!
Adam: **immitating Gohon and joy** Of COURSE it quacks!!
Pan: Hold on **looks up** God, wanna buy a duck?
God: A what?
Pan: a what?
Adam: a what?
Joy: a what?
Gohon: A DUCK GODDAMNIT!!!!!!
Joy: A DUCK GODDAMNIT!!!!!!
Adam: A DUCK GODDAMNIT!!!!!!
Pan: It's a duck god
God: Well, does it quack?
Pan: he wants to know if it quacks
Adam: does it quack?
Joy: does it quack?
Gohon: What's a duck if it can't quack?
Joy: DUH, it quacks!
Adam: It quacks Pan
Pan: It quacks
God: hold on a second....**looks down** Satan, wanna buy a duck?
Satan: A what??
God: a what?
Pan: a what?
Adam: a what?
Joy: a what?
Gohon: A duck!
Joy: a duck!
Adam: a duck!
Pan: a duck!
God: a Duck!
Satan: well, does it quack?
God: does it quack?
Pan: Does it quack?
Adam: Does it quack?
Joy: Does it quack?
Gohon:**really annoyed tone** HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU IT QUACKS GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!
Joy: It quacks
Adam: It quacks
Pan: Of course it quacks god!
God: of course it quacks Satan!
Satan: Hold on a second...**turns around** MERIUM!!!!
Merium: What do you want Satan?
Satan: Wanna buy a duck?
Merium: a what?
Satan: A what??
God: A what?
Pan: A what?
Adam: A what?
Joy: A what?
Gohon: It's a duck, get that through your heads, a DUCK!!! **is really annoyed**
Joy: It's a duck
Adam: It's a duck
Pan: it's a duck
God: I's a duck
Satan: it's a duck Merium
Meruim: Ohhh, really? Does it quack?
Satan: Does it quack?
God: does it quack?
Pan: Does it quack?
Adam: Does it quack?
Joy: Does it quack??
Gohon: DUH!!!!! It quacks! Ask me one more time and DIE!!!!
Joy: Of course it quacks!
Adam: Of course it quacks!
Pan: Of course it quacks!
God: Of course it quacks
Satan: Of course it quacks
Merium: Hold on....ducky, do you want to buy a duck?
Duck: **looks confused** quack??
 
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