The next time your girlfriend asks you if her dress makes her look fat...

[her209]

... tell her, "Baby, our relationship is not based on looks and appearances" and see what she says or does.

 

[Colt45]

I usually just whip it out.

 

[Jeff7181]

Her: "Are you calling me fat?"

 

[Coquito]

You betcha.

 

[yokomo]

Tell her no her A$$ makes her look fat not the dress. That works every time..

 

[imported_Kensai]

I'd say, "Of course it doesn't!" (And it doesn't. )

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: yokomo
Tell her no her A$$ makes her look fat not the dress. That works every time..

You messed up the line. Its supposed to be "No, your fat makes you look fat."

 

[chuckywang]

I'd say, "You betcha!"

 

[shimsham]

i just said yes everytime, and she quit asking me.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Has anyone actually said, "No, it's your ass that's making you look fat"?

 

[Jassi]

Reply. "So you think I am fat but YOU dont mind?"

Seriously, thats the most loaded question in the history of human civilization.

 

[krcat1]

The sad thing is, she is really asking if it makes her look fat to ohter women, not to you.

 

[Jumpem]

I tell her if something doesn't suit her. What's the big deal about it?

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: krcat1
The sad thing is, she is really asking if it makes her look fat to ohter women, not to you.

oh yeah, makes perfect sense, cause ALL men know how other women think

 

[meltdown75]

uh - no thanks!

 

[tm37]

I tell her to ask my wife.

 

[Appledrop]

"no its all the fudging chocolate and ice cream you eat!"

 

[HomerJS]

Reply: "I've seen fatter"

 

[Lola]

i think i would not be happy if my S/O said that to me.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: Lola
i think i would not be happy if my S/O said that to me.

why ask the question if your going to get pissed if you hear the answer you don't want?

women bitch and complain about wanting an honest man, yet always seem to ask loaded questions, no wonder we lie all the time

 

[Doggiedog]

That is an extremely loaded question.

 

[Jumpem]

Originally posted by: BriGy86
why ask the question if your going to get pissed if you hear the answer you don't want?

women bitch and complain about wanting an honest man, yet always seem to ask loaded questions, no wonder we lie all the time

All women are manipulative. Even my mom and gramma. My gf usually isn't too bad, but she can be on occassion.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: Jumpem

Originally posted by: BriGy86
why ask the question if your going to get pissed if you hear the answer you don't want?

women bitch and complain about wanting an honest man, yet always seem to ask loaded questions, no wonder we lie all the time

All women are manipulative. Even my mom and gramma. My gf usually isn't too bad, but she can be on occassion.

hypocrites then?

everyone i know, knows that they're are going to hear the truth from me no matter who they are and how much it may hurt their feelings, i feel i should treat people the way i want to be treated, so i intent to do it

 

[meltdown75]

Everyone in possession of a man card knows there is no perfect answer to that question. Whatever you say will be scrutinized, analyzed, and methodically picked apart in her head for approximately 43 minutes.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Everyone in possession of a man card knows there is no perfect answer to that question. Whatever you say will be scrutinized, analyzed, and methodically picked apart in her head for approximately 43 minutes.

42 you mean?