The new Ozzy Osbourne sitcom: anyone else waiting for this?

iamwiz82

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MTV is going to be airing this program starting in March. I'm really excited, cuz the promos i have seen/read/heard are funny as hell. This morning on Drew and Mike(morning radio show in detroit) they aired part of it and i laughed my butt off. Hearing Sharon Osbourne referring to her kids as "those two f***ers" just brought tears to my eyes. I have also heard watching Ozzy try to hookup his satalite<sp?> to his TV is a riot.
 
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Ozzy and Sharon go on Howard Stern fairly often, and he is actually a very bright, funny, self-aware guy. This could be great, though it will probably be too bizarre to stay on for long.
 

mdennison

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"Finished with my women cuz she could not help me with my mind...people think i'm insane because i am frowning all the time"


It will be interesting, but i heard he cannot even remember half his lyrics anymore.

edit: you are correct wiz! lol
 
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Subtitles will NOT work on an Ozzy Osborne show.

What you need is the next generation TVs that inlcude EBONICS mode. With EBONICS decryption, Ozzy will make crystal clear sense--hopefully!!. ;)
 

darkjester

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I think this show has potential, but I also think MTV will screw it up, like they do everything else. I hope they don't, but I fear they will. This show would probably be a lot better on Comedy Central.

I'm still going to watch, though. C'mon, it's Ozzy! :D
 

pyonir

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<< Subtitles will NOT work on an Ozzy Osborne show.

What you need is the next generation TVs that inlcude EBONICS mode. With EBONICS decryption, Ozzy will make crystal clear sense--hopefully!!. ;)
>>


i think you mean MUMBLING decryption. :D
 

Ornery

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Osbournes
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  • Debut: This 13-episode reality series chronicles the family life of heavy-metal icon Ozzy Osbourne, his wife, Sharon, and two of his teen children. Ozzie and Harriet it's not.

    In the surreal opener, the clan moves into a new house in Beverly Hills, as movers unload boxes marked ?Pots and Pans,? ?Linens? and ?Devil Heads.? Nearly every sentence spoken by the four contains bleeped profanity, but in some ways the Osbournes are a typical family. Daughter Kelly, for instance, has no patience for her parents, especially when her dad can't hear her. Ozzy responds, ?You have not been standing in front of 30 billion decibels for 35 years. Write me a note.?

    Tuesday, 5 10:30 PM, MTV
 

StinkyMeat

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This is a seriously funny show. What a good idea. I can see it getting old sometime, but I am sure enjoying it for now :)
 

loup garou

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It's pretty funny, but I can only understand 40% of what is said...because of the accents, Ozzy's usual slurred speech, and the sh1tty sound.
 

Ornery

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Clips from next show included a tiny dog taking a dump on their Persian rug... ROFLMFAO :D
 

stev0

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seriously, none of you have any idea how much I just laughed, definatly going to watch that show again. it is absolutly ridiclous...



<< Hearing Sharon Osbourne referring to her kids as "those two f***ers" just brought tears to my eyes. >>


tears?! i could barly breath i was laughing so hard. :D
 

loup garou

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<< Ozzy SELLOUT SELLOUT SELLOUT......bad move ozzy bad move... >>


Whaddya mean sellout? The fscker is already living in a mansion in the Hills, for chrissakes! I hate dorks who think everyone is "selling out;" I've heard enough of it working in college radio for 4 years.