Dickscarfs, and hence, dickscarfery, have a long and storied history. In parts of the Northern Punjab in the the sixteen and seventeen hundreds, it was considered bad form to flaunt one's naked penis in public, but not to suck another man's dick.
Indeed, sucking another man's dick was considered one of the highest acts of manly friendship, for it was thought to rid one's friend of excess "skin flute phlegm" or "penis pustulantis" as Latin scholars of the time so named it.
What one must remember here in the 21st Century, as we fondly look back on those chummy times of yore, is that few people possessed multi-room mansions, let alone ski lodges or ocean front condos. Indeed, most dwellings in the Northern Punjab of that time were flimsy one room structures made entirely of lint. There was little privacy to be had, is my point here.
You can imagine the resultant quandry. Your good friend needs his trouser snake drained, but there is no cheap motel nearby to repair to. Indeed, the very concept of the squalid motor lodge that sells rooms by the hour had yet to be envisaged. Oh, poor, backward Punjabis!
And so it was that the dickscarf, or boner burqa, came to be invented, praise Allah, may peace and blessings be upon his name.
True, it did not afford the more complete privacy that your modern American bone smoker desires, but these were different times, and different standards of privacy applied.
And, yea, let it be said that we should never be too hasty to throw away the time-honored ways and customs of old. Members of Commander Perry's expedition to the North Pole are said to have made good use of the dickscarf during those long, lonely polar nights, and it is reputed to still be in widespread among men of all ranks in the barracks of the Italian Army.
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