- Mar 11, 2000
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The New Folgers "AromaSeal" Canister Helps "Keep it fresh" as their advertising executives conclude -or-
A. Is a sneaky way of switching from the more expensive "all steel" can to a piece of cheap plastic.
B. Will literally give me a rust-free pot-to-piss-in.
C. Makes a nice holiday gift for trailer sluts to exchange at their next "Yearly Food Stamp Review" down at the welfare office.
D. Costs less, allowing the good folks down at Proctor & Gamble to "pass the savings on to you" by reducing the amount of coffee that they put in these containers the next time you aren't looking.
A. Is a sneaky way of switching from the more expensive "all steel" can to a piece of cheap plastic.
B. Will literally give me a rust-free pot-to-piss-in.
C. Makes a nice holiday gift for trailer sluts to exchange at their next "Yearly Food Stamp Review" down at the welfare office.
D. Costs less, allowing the good folks down at Proctor & Gamble to "pass the savings on to you" by reducing the amount of coffee that they put in these containers the next time you aren't looking.