HeroOfPellinor
Lifer
Finally, this country is coming to its senses and phasing out "Christmas" and replacing it with the much more PC "Holidays" and "Seasons". The long nightmare is over. Phew. Now only one holiday naming conventions remains.....laughing at us...mocking our perfect secular society.....that hoiday is named "Thanks"giving.
Thanks to whom?
-- A divine creator? It's been pretty much established that referring to God is a form of oppression so there can't be any thanks in that direction.
-- Our slave-owning, Indian-slaughtering, wildlife-exterminating pilgrim ancestors? Please. :roll:
-- Our country? When it's so imperfect? Hmm....that would be nationalism....nope.
I think I've made my point. I work for my money, I work for my friendships, I'm "Given" nothing so why express "Thanks" for any of it? So how about we change it from Thanksgiving to TurkeyDay? Though, to account for vegetarians we should call it TurkeyOrTurkeySubstituteDay so as to not oppress anybody. Though, some people might be fasting, so maybe we can call it PreBlackFridayDay.
Thanks to whom?
-- A divine creator? It's been pretty much established that referring to God is a form of oppression so there can't be any thanks in that direction.
-- Our slave-owning, Indian-slaughtering, wildlife-exterminating pilgrim ancestors? Please. :roll:
-- Our country? When it's so imperfect? Hmm....that would be nationalism....nope.
I think I've made my point. I work for my money, I work for my friendships, I'm "Given" nothing so why express "Thanks" for any of it? So how about we change it from Thanksgiving to TurkeyDay? Though, to account for vegetarians we should call it TurkeyOrTurkeySubstituteDay so as to not oppress anybody. Though, some people might be fasting, so maybe we can call it PreBlackFridayDay.