The Muffin Man

[dennilfloss]

The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility
muffin research kitchen.

Reaching for an oversize chrome spoon,
he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants.

Brushing his scapular aside, he proceeds to dump these inside
of his shirt.

He turns to us and speaks: "Some people like cupcakes better. I for one
care less for them."

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing
annointment utencil, he puts for a quarter ounce green rosette near
the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.

Later he says, "Some people like cupcakes exclusively while myself I
say there is not, nor ought there be nothing so exhalted on the face of
God's great Earth, as that prince of foods, the muffin.

Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.
He hung around till you found that he didn't know nothing.
Girl, you thought he was a man, but he only was a muffin.

Muffin Man (Frank Zappa)

 

[Buddhist]

:disgust:

 

[Delusion2001]

lol

 

[eakers]

do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?

*kat. <-- ^^^^apartently he lives down teh lane or by the bay or somewhere.

 

[yakko]

I love that song.

 

[SSP]

Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

Now two of us know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Now two of us know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

A few of us know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
A few of us know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

Now we all know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Now we all know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Muff is good.