the mouthguard on water fountains

[mizzou]

I have never turned down a clean looking water fountain, dirt and spit in the drain tray is a problem.

Yet i have never ever gotten my mouth close enough to suck water by encasing my mouth around the guard.

#1 has anyone used one
#2 if rarely used, why do they exist?
#3 is it really a mouthguard?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Those are for drinking out of? I thought it was a place to clean my ass in public...

 

[dank69]

You are missing out on all the flavor!

 

[mizzou]

Those are for drinking out of? I thought it was a place to clean my ass in public...

My immune system thanks you

 

[montypythizzle]

I would imagine it is so if someone bumps you you don't hit metal with your teeth xGG.

 

[jupiter57]

Dude!
You got a water fountain in your (Mom's) basement?

 

[PottedMeat]

you're supposed to use the one on the bottom, dumbass

i was at a local park the other day and they had these funky drinking fountains where the nozzle would rise up from the water pressure and sink back down when you were done

 

[LTC8K6]

The mouth guard is to keep morons from actually touching the nozzle with their mouths or their teeth...

 

[AMCRambler]

Those are for drinking out of? I thought it was a place to clean my ass in public...

Attaboy Jules. Keep that back pussy moist!

 

[Alone]

Mouth guard...on a water fountain? WTF?

 

[Minerva]

I like the ones with two holes. Roll up some paper and stuff it in the big hole and the next person that uses the fountain gets a thin stream of water shooting in their face at great pressure!

 

[IronWing]

By water fountain you of course mean a bubbler.

 

[moshquerade]

Those are for drinking out of? I thought it was a place to clean my ass in public...

pic?

 

[Nintendesert]

pic?

Pervert! D:

 

[Printer Bandit]

mouth guards are protection from the mouth breathers.

 

[Ichinisan]

Why does OP think you're expected to touch your mouth to anything? That's insane! It's there to PREVENT idiots from touching the mouths to the spout.

 

[preCRT]

By water fountain you of course mean a bubbler.

Thank you!

 

[KillerCharlie]

Put your mouth around it?! Are you serious?

 

[xanis]

I like the ones with two holes. Roll up some paper and stuff it in the big hole and the next person that uses the fountain gets a thin stream of water shooting in their face at great pressure!

Just wanted to share your love of getting streams of liquid shot onto your face, huh?