The Most Useless Machine Ever

[PottedMeat]

http://www.casttv.com/ext/hy768t1

heh would make a cool desk toy.

 

[Cattlegod]

hahaha that thing rocks

 

[TheVrolok]

The frist thing I thought of was a machine that immediately turns itself off .. win. That thing is great.

 

[ahenkel]

in for a bakers dozen

 

[mmntech]

Scottish light switch

 

[lxskllr]

That's pretty awesome. That would be fun to leave out so people can puzzle over it's purpose :^D

 

[Kadarin]

I want one for my desk... 🙂

 

[destrekor]

haha do want

 

[Gibson486]

The frist thing I thought of was a machine that immediately turns itself off .. win. That thing is great.

wait...you saw my old packard bell?

 

[reallyscrued]

Pff. My friend has the expensive version of that machine.

It's an overheating HP laptop.

Wood and nails version is for the paupers.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Win!

 

[Ausm]

I thought you were referring to my Ex-wife lol

 

[Arcadio]

That is the coolest thing I've seen today. I gotta build me one of those... REPS!

 

[lxskllr]

I think I'd like more of a delay before it turns itself off, maybe 2-5 seconds. You could even expand on that idea, and have some lights come on or something. Give it a huge buildup, and then it just turns itself off :^D

 

[zinfamous]

wait...you saw my old packard bell?

LOL. I know the pain.

btw, I'd love one of these doohikies.

 

[l0cke]

History of this machine:

Here is the original, it is clear so pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bE7U0fHtQ8&feature=player_embedded

Here is the copy, which uses creepy doll arms.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwasL7sGV6Y&feature=player_embedded

 

[SirStev0]

I would totally get that.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

do want. where?

 

[Newbian]

Great...now we are teaching them how to turn themselves off so now who will win once the sex bots stop working for us?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

that's pretty awesome

 

[KeithTalent]

Pre-cursor to Skynet. Pretty cool.

KT

 

[destrekor]

History of this machine:

Here is the original, it is clear so pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bE7U0fHtQ8&feature=player_embedded

Here is the copy, which uses creepy doll arms.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwasL7sGV6Y&feature=player_embedded

doll arms make it full of even more win.

 

[JS80]

lol i would totally pay $50 for one.

 

[JulesMaximus]

How about the machine that goes ping?

 

[destrekor]

Pre-cursor to Skynet. Pretty cool.

KT

Skynet alpha: The Primitive Simple Machines eh?