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Damaged

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Oct 11, 1999
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I would consider the following to be good advice whenever dealing with Anandtech Moderators:

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Bignate603

Lifer
Sep 5, 2000
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1. Always unplug your computer before you try to add anything, even a fan.
2. Sparks and electronics are not good (See #1)
3. When in a pool you probably don't want to float in a really warm spot.
4. Never try to shave your own head (Did it for swimming and i still got scars)
5. Even when girls say they don't want anything for Valentines Day/birthday they do
6. Lather, rinse, repeat
7. The picture on the cereal box is always better than the prize inside
 

osage

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Jul 16, 2000
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NEVER EVER piss on an electric fence when standing in a creek. No mater how many times your brothers tell you it is OK