I would consider the following to be good advice whenever dealing with Anandtech Moderators:
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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Anandtech Moderator.
Caution: Anandtech Moderator may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Anandtech Moderator contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Anandtech Moderator on concrete.
Discontinue use of Anandtech Moderator if any of the following occurs:
If Anandtech Moderator begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Anandtech Moderator may stick to certain types of posts.
When not in use, Anandtech Moderator should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Anandtech Moderator, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Anandtech Moderator include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Anandtech Moderator has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Anandtech Moderator.
Anandtech Moderator comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Anandtech Moderator: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
Anandtech Moderator
One's Happy! One's Fun! One's Mean! They're Anandtech Moderators!
Yes, Anandtech Moderator, the message board sensation that's sweeping the country. Only $14.95 at particpating stores!
Get one Today!
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Anandtech Moderator.
Caution: Anandtech Moderator may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Anandtech Moderator contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Anandtech Moderator on concrete.
Discontinue use of Anandtech Moderator if any of the following occurs:
- Itching
- Vertigo
- Dizziness
- Tingling in extremities
- Loss of balance or coordination
- Slurred speech
- Temporary Blindness
- Profuse sweating
- Heart Palpitations
If Anandtech Moderator begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Anandtech Moderator may stick to certain types of posts.
When not in use, Anandtech Moderator should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Anandtech Moderator, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Anandtech Moderator include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Anandtech Moderator has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Anandtech Moderator.
Anandtech Moderator comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Anandtech Moderator: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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