The Most Ugly Car in History.

[0roo0roo]

pretty kewl considering he's a geezer

 

[MasterAndCommander]

He should make a new Canonball Run movie and drive it. Product Placement FTW!

 

Thoes whacky japanese.

 

[cheezmunky]

Originally posted by: Malak
All I'm seeing is a lancer evo. Where's the ugly car?

 

[jaedaliu]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
looks better in black
http://www.autoblog.com/entry/1234000237056914/

and just as rice as the stock evo.


well... maybe a teensy bit more, but the stock evo is already in the "too rice for me" category.

 

[0roo0roo]

http://www.jackiechan.com/news/news20050517c.htm

 

[geecee]

Originally posted by: scrawnypaleguy
It's not something I'd own, but it's definitely not "Pontiac Aztek" bad.

QFT. Jackie's car is not bad looking in comparison.

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

Originally posted by: MAMAFUFU

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Is it for a new movie he's working on? 3ast 3urrious?

No.

It's a "designer car".

Designed by Jacky Chan.

Kinda like how Tim Allen designed/modified Caddilacs from the factory under the banner Tim Allen Designs (or TAD). Unfortunately the deal never went through. But the idea was to buy TAD Cadillacs from GM-Cadillac dealers with factory warranty still intact.

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Ugliest cars in history?

Hope this hasn't been posted yet...

That about sums it up here! Oh, and rice rockets by default.

 

[J Heartless Slick]

IMO,

The ugliest cars were built by the French during the 1950s and 1960s.

 

[zoiks]

What an ugly ass car. Are they for real?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Thoes whacky japanese.

jackie is chinese, not japanese

 

[Majunior]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Thoes whacky japanese.

Jackie is from Hong Kong...

If anything, it's, "those wacky Chinese"

 

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: SampSon
Thoes whacky japanese.

jackie is chinese, not japanese

Ok.

Thoes whacky chinese.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: shadduphoe

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: scrawnypaleguy
It's not something I'd own, but it's definitely not "Pontiac Aztek" bad.

i like the way the aztek looks...

you need to ... D

what is D???? die? drive? dissect? drink? dive?
ok, it depends on the colors. i just saw a red one with black trim and it looked crappy. the solid color ones looks better.

 

[UlricT]

lol the jackie logo here looks so much like a blacklist guy's name in NFS:MW

 

[MisterJackson]

I heard two broken arms and legs come standard on this model......

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Not my style, but its not that bad. I'm sure someone will buy one.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

The trunklid is the only part I think is truly awful, but there's no question the whole car is pretty bad.

 

[Shaotai]

It looks like HK rice, not JDM rice...

HK racers have a certain style/look and that would be it...

 

[sswingle]

I've seen worse....but not much worse.

 

[DougK62]

I thought it was an Accord with a body kit at first.

 

[cherrytwist]

Shens.

 

[MikeMike]

http://ericfrancis.home.comcast.net/ugly.jpg

i got you beat.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Malak
All I'm seeing is a lancer. Where's the ugly car?

For me, your first sentence answers your second . . . not that the evo isn't kick ass engineered, just that it's homely at best.