The most pointless poll on the internet.

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sandorski

No Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
No, the most pointless internet poll I've seen so far was 'I participate in internet polls', with as only option 'Yes' :D

Probably the most accurate Poll in the history of the Internet!
 

Skyclad1uhm1

Lifer
Aug 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
No, the most pointless internet poll I've seen so far was 'I participate in internet polls', with as only option 'Yes' :D

Probably the most accurate Poll in the history of the Internet!

Can't be sure, maybe someone voted twice! ;)
 

BurnItDwn

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Duke, Gordon, and the space marine would wipe everyone else out easily. They would then enter into a 4 way deathmatch with master blaster in the thunderdome. The space marine uses the chainsaw, gordon uses his rocked launcher with the fancy red dot, master blaster uses a big axe, and duke has the shrink ray gun as well as a bunch of laser tripmines. Master Blaster trips on a trip mine, and that kills blaster, master gets chainsawwed up like crazy, and the space marine takes a rocket to the face. Then it's just Duke and Gordon left, and duke's all outta gum. He whips out the holoduke and hides in the hidden chamber. When he sees Gordon with the RL trying to blast away at holoduke, he shrinks him and stomps on him, crunch. Duke wins. Duke always wins. That is, until he faces Chuck Norris.
 

Gothgar

Lifer
Sep 1, 2004
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Freeman !!!

He easily doubles any of their IQ's, plus has a gravity gun and the suit!!! Don't forget the suit!
 

PlasmaBomb

Lifer
Nov 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
No, the most pointless internet poll I've seen so far was 'I participate in internet polls', with as only option 'Yes' :D

Probably the only accurate Poll in the history of the Internet!

Fixed.

ROFL
 

BudAshes

Lifer
Jul 20, 2003
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Your ideas are intriguing to me and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Originally posted by: vi edit
If you think this is the most pointless poll on the intraweb...you don't pay enough attention to ATOT...home of the pointless polls!
:p

Fixed that for ya!
 

BassBomb

Diamond Member
Nov 25, 2005
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Duke would have aged like 80 years old by the time he could fight even up to Half Life 2 Gordon Freeman standards.

Gordon Freeman!
 

Auryg

Platinum Member
Dec 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: jagec
It figures that all the popular characters are getting the votes, but do you guys REALLY think that a super-fast, super-strong alien that can go invisible for a very long time, see in four different regions of the spectrum, fully recharge energy and health at will, fire seeking balls of deadly energy as quickly as he likes, and throw an energy spear or disc as far as he wants which will carve instantly through almost anything would die at the hands of a theoretical physicist who had scarcely earned the distinction of his PhD at the time of the Black Mesa incident?

No, but you pretty much just described the Elites in Halo..many of which Master Chief has killed.
 

Maleficus

Diamond Member
May 2, 2001
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I love the poll, the results are disheartening though

gordon freeman would be anally eviscerated by 90% of the characters in this poll

ultimately though, the predator is going to rape some faces.